Your co-workers will acknowledge your fiery no-nonsense attitude by shunning you in social circles!
Your fellow drivers will give you that extra space at traffic lights you so richly deserve!
Your relatives will be busy talking about you until (and after) the millenium!
Your neighbors will call the police!

The Y2K-SBS advertises your stunning self-sufficiency before the year 2000 and serves as a fierce warning to anyone in your way during the year 2000.   You can make it yourself cheaply, so you can save your money for that 200 pound bag of ground wheat for your fallout shelter neo-luddite survivalist camp basement.

Note:  LampreySoft takes no responsibility for consequences suffered from actually displaying this bumper sticker.

If you create actual bumper stickers by printing this professionally on plastic stock, show your gratitude by sending me a couple dozen copies.

- Delusion, LampreySoft

Print using landscape orientation on paper, label or sticker stock.  Both versions optimized for 10" x 3".

Use the 200dpi version for highest quality.

Use the 72dpi version if you don't know what "dpi" means, or if you can't figure out why it prints too large.

200dpi version
10" x 3" - 51K

72dpi version
10" x 3" - 37K