LampreySoft
Celebrating three several years of Solutions that Suck!
Obligatory Mission Statement:
OUR MISSION is to help our clients solve yesterday's problems today. We are committed to responsibility transfer to the client, with a vision of avoiding such responsibility ourselves. Through buck-transfer, misleading press releases, double-talk, deliberate bouts of phone tag, and outright deception, LampreySoft professionals consistently strive to look out for number one.
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May 1999
Sick of web browsers written by companies who think banner ads and blink tags are acceptable wastes of your time? You need NetSuck!
February 1999
NeoSuck
Changing the Farce of the Internet
July 1999
An open letter to the world.
Y10K is slowly approaching. There is an implicit danger, as well as an unprecedented opportunity.
January 1999
Following the phenomenal success of FloppyRaid, RAM-RAID is set to become the leading standard in high-speed RAID applications.
January 1999
InfoSpew is a fully-integrated sexually arousing office suite. Enhance your productivity!
April 1998 Note: the InfoSpew press release is NOT sexually explicit.
When RAID meets the floppy disk, LampreySoft customers give rave reviews.
March 1998
A Lossy Disk Compression Solution - achieve unprecedented compression ratios!
March 1998