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Band Timelines
Posted by: delusion on Aug 22, 2006 - 11:34 AM ... 1215 Reads
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I've been working on a project to visually represent changes in a band's lineup over time, as represented (primarily) over their studio albums.

Please check it out: Band Timelines

I've currently finished six pages - Black Sabbath, Faust, KMFDM, Metallica, Pink Floyd, and the Rolling Stones, with over 60 candidates for future pages. This isn't limited to bands I know well, or even bands I remotely like, so some input both on future pages and existing work would be extremely welcome, as well as proof that I'm not talking to the wall.

Enjoy, and if it's of some entertainment value or use to you, let me know.

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A Soliloquy on Joe Lieberman, the Primary System, Party Politics, the "Culture Wars", the First Amendment, Foreign Policy, Censorship, and Again: Joe Lieberman.
Posted by: delusion on Aug 12, 2006 - 07:02 AM ... 1204 Reads
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Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman's decision to continue to run for re-election after losing his party's primary is an excellent barometer to judge his character by. The primary system is also an excellent barometer to judge our political parties by...

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Clerks - Episode 4, a New Heap
Posted by: delusion on Jun 12, 2006 - 07:39 AM ... 1399 Reads
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Clerks 2 is due out soon, and it got me to thinking...

When Clerks sees an (inevitable) 25 year special anniversary edition, I think the rooftop hockey scenes should include CGI dewbacks wandering around in the background, and should feature a "Dante shoots first" version of the original deleted ending.

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Potential, Intelligence, Self-effacement, Humility
Posted by: delusion on Mar 23, 2006 - 05:19 AM ... 2088 Reads
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I’m currently reading A. J. Jacob’s book “The Know-It-All : One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World”, which details the author’s quest to read the entire Encyclopaedia Brittanica. The project is the main narrative through which other stories are told, as relates to various entries in the encyclopedia itself, and is as one would expect, crammed with non-sequiturs. It’s also a project I’d considered undertaking myself, which is additionally frightening to me since I would be prone to the historical bias and limitations inherent in my own inherited 1968 edition.

One of the recurring themes is that of Jacob’s childhood belief that he was, in fact, the “smartest boy in the world”, a concept fostered by a supportive family and educational system. On the face of it, one has to laugh: the smartest boy in the world ending up being the editor-at-large of Esquire magazine just doesn’t seem like a logical progression. This isn’t to say anything against Jacobs or Esquire, and in fact, it’s a point the author makes himself. The reason I find it so amusing, however, is that I can relate to it personally. [continued...]

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These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Posted by: delusion on Sep 08, 2005 - 03:37 AM ... 1819 Reads
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An article I wrote for Corpnews is up. At Corpnews. Go figure.


If you don't play World of Warcraft, it might not interest you. If you don't play, or have never played MMOGs, I can pretty much guarantee that it won't interest you. Act accordingly.

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Post Traumatic Stress Fiction
Posted by: delusion on Jul 26, 2005 - 07:49 AM ... 7321 Reads
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Last week, a story in the Boston Globe, "Young Potter readers need to talk, grieve", describes the emotional trauma experienced by fans of the Harry Potter series when, in the latest installment, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince", Professor Dumbledore dies.

Put away your fucking parenting books, people.

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LampreySoft - Feel the Eel!
Posted by: delusion on May 02, 2005 - 06:15 AM ... 2250 Reads
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LampreySoft is a collection of my sometimes dry techy geek humor. I've always been especially proud of it, so here it is in all its parasitic splendour. Enjoy!

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"Dork Dungeons" rides again! Attack the darkness!
Posted by: delusion on Apr 14, 2005 - 05:44 PM ... 3145 Reads
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In the first of several retrievals from the now-moribund corners of the internet, I am proud to present (again) my 1999 parody of Jack Chick's religious tract "Dark Dungeons" entitled, aptly enough, "Dork Dungeons".

View "Dark Dungeons" and the original Jack Chick tract it's based on, side by side. Now with freshly-minted annotations. Welcome to the Director's cut.

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"Parking and Perdition" or "What I Did This Weekend"
Posted by: delusion on Apr 07, 2005 - 11:50 AM ... 3077 Reads
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This story was originally posted locally on a Detroit club forum I use. Despite its essentially local content, it makes an interesting (?) enough story that I figure some of the rest of you will get something out of it.

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New photographs.
Posted by: delusion on Oct 18, 2004 - 06:01 PM ... 2480 Reads
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New photographs are on display in the photo sections, normally available in the 'destinations' box at the left, and now also available up top via a new button, appropriately labelled 'photos'.

Due to privacy concerns that have to do with getting over the (outdated?) social norms of the pre-public-internet 8-bit BBS scene and personal modesty issues, it's only been recently that I've felt comfortable having my picture available on the internet, and today's photo updates include the first time I've ever put them on my site for general public viewing. They're a little out there, but everything's work-safe.

In other news, I need to update my obscenely out-of-date links section and fill it with current goodness, such as Scott's (Lum's) site, brokentoys.org. Thanks for the diaspora links the other day, by the way.

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Why Ogg Vorbis is evil.
Posted by: delusion on Oct 17, 2004 - 04:10 AM ... 5585 Reads
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Ogg Vorbis is evil. The fact that it's evil by accident doesn't make it less evil. The fact that it was actually designed not to be evil also does not make it less evil. The path to SDMI is paved with good intentions and good formats.

Ogg Vorbis is a solution desperately in search of a problem. (Continued...)

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Put the glasses on!
Posted by: delusion on Sep 26, 2004 - 11:29 AM ... 3361 Reads
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Read more to enlarge, you know the drill.

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Manpons. For his "not so fresh" feeling.
Posted by: delusion on Sep 20, 2004 - 02:02 PM ... 4703 Reads
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I love advertising that has to leave important details out. Feminine hygeine products are the classic example. I was going to wait until I had four of these done, but I can't get motivated without a little encouragement, so without further delay:

Manpons Basics jpeg 576x756 138KB | pdf 6.6MB

Manpons eXTReMe jpeg 576x756 161KB | pdf 8.8MB

Acrobat pdf files are included for printing purposes. If you're not printing them, just view the jpegs instead. To view them both at once, just click "read more...".

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The Proper Care & Feeding of Siblings.
Posted by: delusion on Sep 12, 2004 - 07:20 AM ... 4653 Reads
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When I was growing up, a process which some have convincingly argued has never fully reached its logical conclusion, I was an Older Brother. (continued)

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So Much for Counter-culture.
Posted by: delusion on Sep 07, 2004 - 11:38 AM ... 2255 Reads
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For many years, I've had the idea in the back of my head that I need to experience Burning Man. As it turns out, I never made the time when I had the money, and never had the money when I could make the time.

The whole energy of the experience was, from my third-hand information, was very non-commercial, authentic, extreme.

This year, Burning Man came and went before I realized it, even though last year I swore to myself I'd investigate the option of going in 2004. While talking to a friend about my irritation at having let another one slip by under the radar, he said a word that had never been part of the Burning Man experience I'd read about many years ago, or since, though admittedly, I hadn't researched the matter thoroughly: "tickets".

Tickets? This was an event which commercialism was left by the wayside, and during which it wasn't socially acceptable to use money, which is to say it was an informal gift economy.

Tickets. Sure. Maybe we have some regulatory scheme in play that Burning Man is subject to as a matter of public safety. Yeah, maybe that's it. You have to deal with land use issues, have a certain amount of emergency personnel infrastructure, and the county probably wants a cut. Right.

Tickets! Not just tickets, but $150 a year in advance to a mind-numbing $350 at the door if you show up without one. And yes, that's per person. The official site itself plays the cost up, unashamedly, this way:

How much are tickets at the gate?
Are you sitting down? Please do so. TICKETS AT THE GATE WILL START OUT AT $350.00 (Yes, that is three hundred and fifty dollars).
So it's a radically commercialism-free zone gift economy where the first gift constitutes a car payment to the organizer.

Clearly, this was not the Burning Man festival I read about so interestedly in the pages of Mondo 2000 magazine back in the days where it was even money on M2000 and Wired as to which would out-last the other (one could make the argument that M2000 won the bet, as Wired went from being a literate, socially aware counter-culture magazine to the "style" section of the Wall Street Journal in a heart-achingly brief period of time).

Reading the site further, this "radical" experiment in non-consumer collaboration also has gotten into the business of, well, selling things. Admittedly, it's not official merchandise, t-shirts, and chintzy tourist programme - it started with ice. Now it's ice and beverages. Ice, beverages, and of course, tickets that follow the airline pricing model of "screw the people who decide at the last minute" which may be a successful ticketing model, if not a terribly ethical one.

An argument can be made that doing this event costs money, which is certainly true. If commerce is so anathema to the feel, however, shouldn't services be scaled back? Is it worse to have an official merchandise vendor than to utterly gouge people at the gate? Is it worse to tastefully restrict vending to specific locales and to tax accordingly than to turn an honest experience into yet another commodity?

I wanted to do this when it was being billed as an experiment in community and had a survivalist, libertine bent to it. Now it just seems like a tour package and an experiment in byzantine rationalization. If I'm going to pay $350 plus travel expenses for anything, I'll be damned if it's going to be for something falsely billing itself as a non-commercial event. In Nevada, no less.

At least I can stop feeling like I've missed something.

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Jagermeistger is a neural laxative.
Posted by: delusion on Jul 03, 2004 - 11:47 PM ... 2935 Reads
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Generally, I don't submit a story when I'm totally lit, but at this moment, I'm making an exception: Jagermeister is my buddy. Pyrotechnics are a great idea when you're alreadly stumble-fuck drunk. I will delete this post tomorrow. End of log. Ciao!

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"Mind Reading the Idiot" or "Those Pesky Details"
Posted by: delusion on Jun 05, 2004 - 08:25 AM ... 2217 Reads
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Point of reference: I'm the idiot.

I just came back from going through a KFC drive-through, after thinking I had an amazing experience.

"I'd like a number seven with a Pepsi."

I'm told my total and such. Then, "umm, a seven is the honey barbecue sandwich meal".

"Oh, you're right, I meant a number six. Thanks!"

As I drove off, I realized how uncanny--no, downright eerie--she knew that I had mis-ordered when I hadn't used the name of the product. Wow!

Now, sitting down, feeling like the 'tard that I am, I realized I actually said "I'd like a number seven, no tomato, with a Pepsi" and that, obviously, the honey barbecue sandwich doesn't have tomato anyway.

This story was a lot cooler before I figured out the punchline. I now wonder why I even decided to write about it anyway.

In (mostly) utterly (somewhat) unrelated comments, I'm interested in maybe seeing "Supersize Me", but I'm a little annoyed by what I assume to be the premise: that eating an exclusively fast food diet will make you fat and unhealthy. This is wrong, and I hope I'm not right about that assumption. Eating too much food at a fast food restaurant will make you fat and unhealthy. I admit it, that's about 90% of my diet, but I do tend toward one meal a day, and generally take fish or chicken over beef. I recall the last time I accidentally said "super size" at McDonalds instead of "large" or just keeping a medium. It had been years since I'd made that mistake, and in the meantime, apparently "super size" was code for "a not insignificant portion of Idaho's net daily potato output and a beverage fit for total long-term kidney irrigation". This was, I believe, just a few months before "Supersize Me" topped off the events which led to the discontinuation of the Super Size Meal at McDonalds.

No tomato.


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Nix on Bush.
Posted by: delusion on May 29, 2004 - 04:45 PM ... 2071 Reads
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Complaint Letter as Performance Art
Posted by: delusion on May 09, 2004 - 03:25 PM ... 3032 Reads
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I mailed off a letter today to my primary financial institution. You might enjoy it.



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Insomnia.
Posted by: delusion on May 01, 2004 - 05:07 AM ... 2974 Reads
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Hell. Goddamn hell.

Why is it that words always seem to get in the way? Why do I put myself through this? For the first time, I think I really understand.

I can't sleep, so to hell with trying, for now.

It's been an exhausting couple of weeks. And now, for the first time in a week, I could, in theory, turn off the lights, turn off all four alarms and leave them unset.

Right.

Would it be easier if I could just stop feeling what I feel and instead wake up an emotional blank slate later today--or maybe every day? It almost certainly would be. I'm sure it would be. And if I could make it so, I would prefer not to...

...because after feeling nothing for so long, I'd rather feel miserable than to feel nothing again. At least this way, I know something matters to me. That's a relief beyond words, the words that always seem to get in the way. That's why I put myself through this.

In this short arrangement, I've told you, Dear Reader, everything that matters, but left out everything that's important. I admit this small entry is more shadow play than narrative. I write this because the only three people I can really talk about this to are almost certainly sleeping: all three would worry too much, and I love them for it. One of them is keeping a dizzying school schedule in New York and can be so protective of me as to lose he