For centuries there have basically been three kinds of guns. Guns that are large and hard to use. Guns that are small and hard to use. And guns called iGun.

Now the company that started the personal munitions revolution is helping parents, kids, students and the Israeli military take advantage of munitions evolution.

Introducing iGun, the gun that combines all the possibilities of munitions with all the magic of high style.

The iGun is a fully-automatic weapon. You'll get everything you need to defend yourself and eliminate your enemies for $1,299. That "everything" includes a removable vertical grip, removable flash suppresser, 13 and 19 inch barrel, five standard magazines and box magazine mechanism, adjustable folding buttstock, aluminum alloy hard transport case, adjustable sling, cleaning and maintenance kit, and a selection of three removable scopes. With its built in 10/100Base-T Ethernet support, USB and FireWire ports, 4Mbps infrared (IrDA) port, 20GB shock-proof hard drive, a variety of audio outputs including stereo RCA ports and headphone jacks, detachable minature slimline LCD monitor and support for traditional displays, 512 MB of system RAM (expandable to 2GB), NVIDIA GeForce 3 graphics with 128MB RAM, and a 1500 MHz PowerPC G5 processor, you'll have the ability to do with iGun something that no other gun offers:

Serious work and serious fun!
No longer do you have to choose between killing classmates and listening to the latest MP3s by your favorite band*. Now you don't have to put your military maneuvers on hold to check your e-mail. Use the built-in GPS to keep tabs on your commander to make sure you're not interrupted while terrorizing civilians. Browse stormfront.org while guarding your militia's armory in preparation for race war. Check out the latest sports headlines while violating the civil rights of suspects.

Hello, beautiful.
Basic black is fine if you want a boring firearm. But if you want to express yourself, it's unsatisfying. The iGun comes in seven fabulous colors, because you're the kind of person that stands out in a crowd - why should your weapon be any different? Our delicious fruit flavors have been expanded to include the limited edition Blue Dalmation and Flower Power patterns.

iGun, meet your match.
One of the best things about having an extraordinary weapon is using it to shoot an extraordinary round. Although the iGun can shoot any .223 Remington round, we're sure that you'll want your ammunition to be an expression of your unique identity. Official iGun ammunition is available at most sporting retailers and gun shops in five exciting metallics: beautiful Bronze, pristine Platinum, glorious Gold, and new for this year, cool Confetti and resplendent Rainbow!

Kill different.

*Don't steal music.

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