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I was going to post this into a particularly OVER-ACTIVE POST in our forum, but instead, I want to put it here. I’ll put it next to your Highlights for Children and your soggy Count Chocula Cereal for your use on all forums, great and small.[Image in the continuation for formatting.]

P.S. to my cousin Rebecca (NOBODY ELSE LOOK PLEASE, THANKS!) : Could you do me a favor and stop telling me what a great guy I am and start telling your friend Amie what a great guy I am? Thanks!

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The above four quarters presented for your EDUTAINMENT.

Think of this as a continuation of an earlier post, but this time with your help.

Contribute amusing quarter designs - preferably your own - in this post’s forum link. If they’re someone else’s, be decent enough to provide a link and/or credit.

You can get templates and sources from the US Mint. You could also use mine, you ingrateful fuck.

Oh yeah, I also composed a poem for you. In crayon. You’ll have to click it to make it large enough to read, but I was courteous enough to use ‘Post Office Handwriting’ rather than my normal handwriting, so you actually can read it.

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Recently, while parking at the Renaissance Center in Detroit, it occurred to me that the coolest thing about it was that it was still there…

…unlike the major skyline feature of another city which will not be named.

Meanwhile, I wish they’d either rename the Detroit Electronic Music Festival to the Detroit Trance and Techno Festival or actually focus on the broader realm of electronic music rather than focus specifically on club-friendly music. I can certainly understand if they don’t want to widen it to electro-rock acts and risk turning it into a collection of aggro metal electro fusion acts, but there’s a lot more under the sun than that, after all.

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