If I don’t do whatever the hell I wanted to do anyway, then the terrorists win.
Date: December 1st, 2001 @ 00:00
If we don’t fly to Vegas to spend $3,500, then the terrorists win.
If we don’t buy Britney Spears albums, then the terrorists win.
If we don’t spend money on frivolous luxuries, then the terrorists win.
If we’re forced to care about world events instead of stupid shit like college football, the Grammys, and the relationship of Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt, then the terrorists win.
By throwing away our First Amendment rights, however, apparently we win.
Apparently this is what America thinks. Read more »
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