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EverQuest players, do I have an offer for you! You see, I’m opening up a small sweatshop in the New Jersey area, and I need people used to working under mind-numbingly boring conditions for countless hours for slave wages.

I will pay you 50cents per hour — more than you could get for your account on eBay — and let you yell across the factory floor at each other all day, saying things like “LoL u dont no how 2 mkae Nikes rite! ur lame noob! heheheh.”

And, for the former-PVP players, you can even yell “rofl the stitching on thses shoez roxxors urs! I OWN U!”

Please send a resum