I’ll ruin your life too!
Date: May 2nd, 2001 @ 00:00
I posted this update about thirty minutes ago, much to the disappointment of the creator of the site ridiculed. Now, I’m an asshole — I know this. But this was done to prove a point, that being that “personal” web-pages are really stupid. Look how easy you can be mocked! Anyhow, shortly after the update was posted, the site was taken down… However, I do not disappoint the viewers, and I have re-created it for you by using the miracle of the browser cache directory! You may read the original post below and the link now goes to the re-created page, with a spoofed cam pic by my accomplice.
And the winner of the ‘Moron of the Year’ Award is…
This soldier of blind devotion, atrocious grammar, and an overdose of pride.
Would you pay $40 a month for webhosting for this site? I certainly wouldn’t pay $1 a month for it. For a guy nicknamed “O-Dagg”, he sure looks white to me. This is what happens when you let imbeciles use MS FrontPage (Don’t they all use that anyway?) and a pirated version of PhotoShop or PaintShop Pro.
If you haven’t experienced the full humor in this, don’t forget to read the alt-text over all the images and links. And if for some reason you found no humor in this, just making me and two other people laugh at this poor sod has made it worth the time invested.
It’s a good thing we have the wonderful internet. Adobe, JASE, do you need some more information?
On another note (vaguely in reference to the above if you clicked the link and read further), I recall a report that I heard on CNN a couple of days ago. This study found that High-School boys who watched Pro-Wrestling (Yes, that money-making farce) are more likely to “be violent” to their dates/girl-friends/wives than kids who do not watch such programming.
Comments?: Speak to the O-Dagg himself!
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