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If you’re one of those people who others accuse of running a joke into the ground, here’s some free advice:

ZeroWing references (all your base, etc.) Funny for approximately five days. No longer funny.

The phrase “dot bomb”. Funny for approximately one day. No longer funny.

JeffK, and impersonations thereof. Funny for about five minutes. No longer funny.

The word “uterus” in a domain name. Examples: crispyuterus.com, angryuterus.org, spicyuterus.net. Still funny. Proceed with caution.