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Well, it seems I’m about a day late. I was just thinking of how ZeroWing references makes me want to strangle fluffy white rabbits, laid out upon clean sheets. “Yeah, I’ll go post that.”, I said to myself. But to my misfortune, Delusion has already stated that below.

I will just remind you now, that such statements are not funny whatsoever.

When the FOX News weatherman says: “All your weather are belong to us!”, it’s a good time to go on a violent rampage.

Speaking of violent rampages… I’m sure you’ve noticed that there have been alot of school shootings lately. Well, obviously the problem here is too much exposure to ZeroWing. See, when you just can’t take it anymore… You go mad with rage! Single-handedly killing, over, and over, and over again. I’ll wager that this is what’s going through that child’s head: “How can they think this to be funny anymore? This joke is old! THEY MUST DIE! DIE FOR THEIR SIN!”. Although, lacking proper grammar and punctuation of course, like any child with a U.S. education.

On a lighter side, I hate you Del.

If you’re one of those people who others accuse of running a joke into the ground, here’s some free advice:

ZeroWing references (all your base, etc.) Funny for approximately five days. No longer funny.

The phrase “dot bomb”. Funny for approximately one day. No longer funny.

JeffK, and impersonations thereof. Funny for about five minutes. No longer funny.

The word “uterus” in a domain name. Examples: crispyuterus.com, angryuterus.org, spicyuterus.net. Still funny. Proceed with caution.