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HOW TO SCREW YOURSELF, FOR BEGINNERS AND EXPERTS


Beginners: To screw yourself, believe everything you read. After all, if someone promises you can…

“Beta-test new monsters , dungeons , and more before the update. Attend special DEV chats to discuss new ideas. Receive valuable discounts at the Game Shop, and more.”

…for nothing, and all you have to do is hand “Turbine” your Microsoft Zone ID and password, that’s a pretty clear-cut way to screw yourself.

Advanced: Run such a site. Then not only can Turbine have grounds to pursue legal action, but so can Microsoft and the FBI. Computer crime’s real, kids, and restitution’s a bitch. Way to go, you’ve screwed yourself real good.

Note: The above site works in Internet Explorer but not Netscape. Somehow I think browser compatibility is going to be the least of their concerns.

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