These are fantasy games. I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you.
Date: April 20th, 2000 @ 15:33
Yes, there really are little Japanese girls who play UO, look adorable, type in kawaii speech, and send in their pictures for all to grovel at. And they’re all really female, honest.
I wouldn’t lie to you for the sole purpose of amusement. This is a news site, after all, we’re not here to entertain you.
There should be a test when you log onto the internet. It should involve ensuring the ability to detect subtlety and irony. Failure should result in immediate disconnection.
But no, due to some rather pesky rules, they let anyone on. So I’ll spell it out:
Kiki and Kakori do not exist. Ely did the magnificent writing. The pictures came from… Well, let’s not go there. I created the sig. Wait for the t-shirt.
Thank you. Irony is dead. If you can backpeddle quick enough, you can pretend you knew all along.
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