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r33t.{org/com/net}’s favorite millenialist conspiracy theory spammer strikes again. Just when you thought Rob couldn’t get any more in-your-face, he assaults his spam lists with a jacked-up wake up call for loonies everywhere.

The new material is as follows:

From: johnnyk@cybermax.net
To: johnnyk@cybermax.net
Subject: You have been found GUILTY.

You have been found GUILTY.
Of creating wars, starvation, poverty, crime etc. worldwide by overpopulating the world to death.

Your Sentence is DEATH by self annihilation to be carried out starting in january with the collasps of all the economies and everyone starting to eat everyone

You have a month to live.
Are you comfortable? Got enough food in the house?
Electricity working? Got fuel for the car?
Well come January 1, 2000 all that is going to change.
Well that little Y2K problem is going to collapse all the economies in the world. No more food, electricity, fuel, communications etc. all those things are going to shut down like that “snap” (maybe a week or so) with them multi-warheads flying around and everybody eating everybody and the survival of the fittest will become the law until the antichrist takes over the world.

YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR THAT
IT’S BEST TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS

The rest continues in the normal fashion we’ve come to expect.

I wonder if it hurts to be this hardcore? Sending thousands of crappy “this e-mail changed my life, work at home!” mails is bad enough, but how do you reconcile yourself to sending virtual death threats?

And as far as human extinction goes, I believe the best way to go about that has already been covered.

To hell with “you have a month to live”, you only have two weeks to shop for xxx-mas. If for some reason you do decide to engage in wacky millenialist tension relief, do it in style rather than wrap yourself in unnecessary Christian baggage.