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What’s next, ‘Rent a Baby?’


I’m in the grocery store tonight to get some important things. Coke… I’m out of Coke.

It suddenly occurs to me that I forgot to stop by the local department-store-style pet shop; my three cats were out of food.

Let me pose a question - maybe it’s rhetorical, so feel free to ponder at length:

Why are 3.5 pound bags of dried cat and dog food even sold?

Who are these for, people who only have a cat or dog for a few days before moving on to their next pet? Jesus christ, anything less than a 30 pound bag of Purina Pussy Food and I feel like I’ve wasted my money and effort. Hell, I’d buy kitty cereal by the 50 gallon tub if they sold it that way.