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Metaphysical Wackos, Part II


Remember that really strange spam I told you about a few weeks ago? If not, check it out.

Well guess what? I’ve been graced with this one once again, but this time there’s more. Reverend Lavelle is a hoot…

Subject: When Everyone Starts To EAT Everyone

Are you comfortable? Got enough food in the house? Electricity working? Got fuel for the car?
Well come January 1, 2000 all that is going to change.
You know that little Y2K thing where many of the computers in the world are just going to shut down on Jan 1.
Well that little problem is going to collapse all the economies in the world. No more food, electricity, fuel, communications etc. all those things are going to shut down like that “snap” (maybe a week or so) and the survival of the fittest will become the law until the antichrist takes over the world.

YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR THAT

IT’S BEST TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS

BUT THE RAPTURE WILL NOT OCCUR UNTIL THE UNIVERSE IS PROPERLY DISPLAYED

STAND UP AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH !

The rest is a repeat of the original message. Do you think he’s at all bothered by the fact that he’s a conspiratorial crackpot with no idea about how to get a point across without evoking a stream-of-consciousness style rant?

Oh well, I don’t suppose it bothers me, so why should he be any different?


Next Windows release due out first quarter of 2000