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Read a version of r33t.org gone terribly, terribly wrong. It’s also a version of r33t.org gone terribly, terribly slow, so be patient.

I’m not going to get into that whole Jar Jar Binks “controversy”, because I think anyone offended by the “inherent racism” of the floppy-eared dude is taking themselves way too seriously, and doing their cause a disservice.

But people taking themselves way too seriously is pretty funny, in and of itself:

Offense to God (O)(2):
repeated talk of subservience to gods
calling on a nonholy force for direction, protection, and strength
claim of a virgin birth
foreseeing the future
repeatedly equating “the force” with God’s Will and His Control
repeated references to a human as “the chosen one”
levitation/psychokineses

Needless to say, someone who can find fault with Star Wars: The Phantom Meneace on a religious level awards the new South Park movie with their highest score yet:

CONTENT: (AbAbAb, LLL, VVV, SSS, NNN, A, DD, MMM) Anti-Christian, anti-God, anti-morality, intentionally immoral, with the most vile content in the history of mainstream moviemaking; 340 counted obscenities (there may be more that are muddled), 14 profanities & many disgusting bodily functions, including vomiting; bloody violence including ripping out heart, ripping body parts apart, splattering blood, & putting heart in micro-wave oven; extreme sex including homosexuality & pedophilia; extreme nudity including pictures of male & female genitalia, & jokes about the same; smoking by young boy & drug use including hash pipe; and, rebellion, theft, lying, cheating, & a surplusage of other depraved content

Wow. At first I thought I wanted to see the South Park movie. After a review like that, I’m convinced. And I’m taking your kids with me.