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This missive from Rhykan:

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I was touching my neighbor’s cat sometime last night while waiting for my friends to show up, and then someone told me they were a vegetarian.

That’s right, they were a fucking vegetarian. Now, I don’t know if I’m the only one, but I’m pretty sure meat is food. The redder the better, too. I hate animals. They smell funny and eat grass and shit on my car. Animals DESERVE to be dinner, damnit. Whoever started this whole ‘trendy-to-be-vegetarian’ movement deserves to served up on a platter — fucking vegetarians are always whining about saving animals. Why save animals? We breed them to be eaten, damnit, not to sit in a ranch and chew cud. Besides, if we DIDN’T kill deers and cows and rabbits, they’d just keep breeding and take up more space. That’s not good either, since Canada needs to be kept wide open so we can PAVE it.

I like food, food is good, I like food, food is good, meat is food, I like food, food is good, meat is food…

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While the vegetarian craze is mildly annoying, I’m glad to see someone else promoting the proper treatment of the 51st state.

Pave Canada!

Delusion, who hates steak but isn’t vegetarian