Unhelpful

Sometimes Microsoft and Windows in general piss me off.

Take, for example, the key layout of the Microsoft Natural Keyboard. I like the idea of adding extra keys for things you do frequently, but what the hell is up with the “application” key? (Microsoft Natural Keyboard users - it’s the one you never use that’s next to the right Ctrl key)

If Microsoft’s idea of saving time was to assign a common function to a new key, this is the key they should have added:

That would be a key I’d actually be using often. Hell, it would probably wear out quicker than the Enter key. It sure would make those FPS gaming sessions more interesting.

Brazilian catches a Frisbee of Death thrown by Slug{r33t}.
Brazilian dropped.
Slug{r33t}: yet another victim of cleaver Microsoft key assignments.