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That damn Intel commercial came on. You know the one, it features a gimpy robot and music with the lyrics “I feel pretty and pretty and bright”…

I never understood how this commercial was supposed to prompt one to buy an Intel Pentium III. Then I watched closer. I actually paid attention and absorbed the commercial in.

At the end, I felt as if I had … lost something. I felt … less intelligent - hell, I nearly plunged from “less intelligent” to “downright stupid”.

Then it came to me in a flash. I understood the point of the commercial.

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R33t is the first place that CoB is being unveiled, as I know viewers of r33t have a sicker sense of humor than most.