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EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PEDOPHILE.

It’s true. Every single person on the internet is an anarchist bomb-makin’ gun-totin’ malicious computer hacker pedophile cultist. They’re all dangerous serial killers jacked up on crystal meth and violent first-person computer games. They’re a danger to you and your community, and use secret illegal encryption to hide their deeds from the government. They use the internet to gain access to your medical records, your credit cards, your childrens’ schools, and your tax returns.

Except the ones on America Online - they’re just your garden-variety pedophiles.

I’ll do penance for posting such a long diatribe on the main page. Or better yet, just pretend I did.

Warez, as a concept, is great. The execution really bites sometimes, though.

Several things really piss me off:

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