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[19:14] <sb> and i found out because EA Sports said it in Fight Night
[19:14] <sb> http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl
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[20:41] <Spleen_laptop> oh shit you guys werent kidding about mcnair
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[21:07] <Immy> holy shit
[21:08] <Immy> the cure for my insomnia is lost abbey beer and 95 degree sun
[21:09] <Grimster> well duh
[21:09] <Grimster> that’d put anyone to sleep
[21:10] <Thyrm> interesting
[21:10] <Thyrm> mcnair and his mistress got capped
[21:10] <Immy> it is roasting hot here today
[21:10] <Immy> fackler that beer was pretty good
[21:10] <Thyrm> WONDER WHO DID THAT?
[21:10] <Spleen_laptop> vince young
[21:10] <Immy> all in all I think I prefer arrogant bastard russian stout
[21:11] <Spleen_laptop> gross
[21:11] <Thyrm> pure speculation but his wife put out a hit on his nigger ass
[21:11] <Immy> spleen one of these days you and I will wrestle to the death
[21:11] <Thyrm> or something came down the grapevine and it just sort of happened
[21:11] <Spleen_laptop> its a nasty beer that only sells because of thebottle
[21:12] <Spleen_laptop> because people like us buy it once and say they drank it but never buy it again
[21:12] <Immy> you just like to hate on things that are well rated don’t you
[21:12] <Thyrm> thats rough tho, retire at 36… have the money to do it
[21:12] <Immy> you are a little ithaqua
[21:12] <Thyrm> and get fucking blown the fuck up
[21:12] <Spleen_laptop> not that either one of us can taste a rating
[21:13] <Spleen_laptop> but theres no way that beer is rated very well
[21:13] <Immy> it’s in the top 10 at beeradvocate
[21:13] <Spleen_laptop> gross
[21:13] <Spleen_laptop> where is rasputin?
[21:13] <Spleen_laptop> i think its called old rasputin
[21:19] <Immy> http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/monroe-4535
[21:19] <Immy> ahahahah
[21:20] <Thyrm> http://home.comcast.net/~kilyin/MiscPics/deadcelebs.jpg
[21:20] <Thyrm> someone photoshop mcnair in there real quick
[21:21] <Immy> barely qualifies as a celebrity
[21:22] <Immy> Sources are saying that Sarah Palin’s sudden resignation as Alaska Governor is actually damage control because a major embezzlement scandal is about to erupt involving construction projects in her home town of Wasilla, Alaska.
[21:22] <Thyrm> HE’S AN NFL CELEBRITY
[21:22] <Thyrm> don’t be a callous nigger
[21:22] <Immy> would you have recognized him on the street?
[21:23] <Thyrm> personally? yes
[21:23] <Thyrm> hes a unique looking nig
[21:23] <Thyrm> and since i’ve seen him i’d know exactly who he was
[21:23] <Spleen_laptop> my uncle banged farrah fawcett
[21:24] <Thyrm> i wouldnt expect anyone else to recognize him, but i could point mcnair out in a crowd
[21:24] <Thyrm> maybe cause i watch a lot of football
[21:26] <Immy> I could point Romo out
[21:26] <Immy> the skinny fag crying in the corner
[21:26] <Thyrm> you let those ESPN power rankings go to your head
[21:26] <Thyrm> Philip Faggers
[21:27] <Thyrm> is gonna take you exactly where you belong
[21:27] <Thyrm> nowhere
[21:27] <Immy> yet somehow we’ll still get further than the cowboys
[21:28] <Thyrm> Whens the last time San Diego even sniffed a Superbowl
[21:28] <Thyrm> NEVER?
[21:28] <Thyrm> k
[21:28] <Immy> when’s the last time you won a playoff game
[21:28] <Thyrm> btw what happened to my ops? L-C is a fucking homo
[21:29] <Immy> CARE TO WAGER WHO GETS FURTHER THIS SEASON?
[21:29] <Thyrm> ?
[21:29] <Thyrm> you want to put money on something?
[21:29] <Thyrm> i thought you were UNEMPLOYED?
[21:29] <Spleen_laptop> oh shit
[21:30] <Immy> $100
[21:30] <Spleen_laptop> 15-4
[21:31] <Thyrm> is that Kaitlyn’s 100 dollars
[21:31] <Thyrm> or yours? not that I should care
[21:31] <Thyrm> but I’m a man of principle
[21:31] <Spleen_laptop> yeah you wont be smelling it
[21:31] <Immy> sure, I’m betting her money and you are betting in food stamps
[21:31] <Immy> you can send me 4 wheels of government cheese
[21:32] <Spleen_laptop> official bet : whoever gets further in the playoffs, regular season record breaks a tie, if neither makes playoffs regular season record decides
[21:32] <Spleen_laptop> yes?
[21:32] <Immy> yes
[21:33] <Thyrm> sunday dec 13th cowboys play the chargers at San Diego
[21:33] <Thyrm> wanna bet on that?
[21:33] <Immy> spleen, what am I seeing here?
[21:33] <Thyrm> or are you a pussy?
[21:33] <Nija> 18:31 < Thyrm> is that Kaitlyn’s 100 dollars
[21:33] <Nija> 18:31 < Thyrm> is that Kaitlyn’s 100 dollars
[21:33] <Nija> 18:31 < Thyrm> is that Kaitlyn’s 100 dollars
[21:33] <Immy> did you just deny a bet and call me a pussy
[21:33] <Spleen_laptop> its not what you are seeing, its what he ISNT seeing
[21:33] <Spleen_laptop> which is : our text
[21:33] <Thyrm> lmao
[21:34] <Thyrm> I’m dying, really
[21:34] <Spleen_laptop> thanks, Jesus
[21:34] <Spleen_laptop> but for realz a season long bet is so much more fun shittalk wise
[21:34] <Spleen_laptop> and will make me want to watch charger games
[21:34] <Spleen_laptop> just betting on one late season game is dumb
[21:34] <Immy> by that point the chargers will be resting our best players for the playoffs
[21:35] <Spleen_laptop> hahaha
[21:35] <Thyrm> so what I’m betting on is playoff progress between both teams
[21:35] <Spleen_laptop> but romo will be benched by then
[21:35] <Immy> torn vagina
[21:35] <Thyrm> assuming the chargers even make the fucking playoffs
[21:35] <Spleen_laptop> <Spleen_laptop> official bet : whoever gets further in the playoffs, regular season record breaks a tie, if neither makes playoffs regular season record decides
[21:35] <Nija> http://arstechnica.com/hardware/reviews/2008/03/novint-falcon-review.ars
[21:35] <Nija> what in the fuck is that thing
[21:35] <Spleen_laptop> that seems pretty clear and un-weaselable
[21:36] <Thyrm> wait
[21:36] <Thyrm> what if you try to weasel me into some sort of superbowl bet…
[21:36] <Immy> what?
[21:36] <Immy> the bet is right there
[21:36] <Thyrm> i need to have my bases covered here
[21:36] <Spleen_laptop> you mean if both teams make the superbowl?
[21:36] <Thyrm> could happen
[21:37] <Thyrm> let’s say it does
[21:37] <Spleen_laptop> then i think theres a pretty easy way to determine a winner dont you?
[21:37] <Thyrm> stakes ought to be higher
[21:37] <Thyrm> if that is the case
[21:37] <Immy> what the fuck
[21:37] <Spleen_laptop> if both teams make the superbowl the bet goes to $500
[21:37] <Spleen_laptop> something like that?
[21:38] <Thyrm> 500? Immy can’t cover that
[21:38] <Spleen_laptop> or by stakes did you mean something besides stakes
[21:38] <Immy> I know, I’m horribly poor
[21:38] <Nija> thyrm you didnt get the memo i guess but immy just inherited 200k
[21:38] <Thyrm> honestly i havent been watching this channel
[21:38] <Thyrm> but if that’s true
[21:39] <Thyrm> and i doubt it is
[21:39] <Immy> …
[21:39] <Spleen_laptop> uudcusrhff
[21:39] <Immy> dude are you going to take the simple $100 bet or not
[21:39] <Thyrm> it’d be the ONLY way Immy could cover a wager like that
[21:39] <Spleen_laptop> is there a thyrmocrat political party I can support
[21:39] <Spleen_laptop> just to see the debates
[21:40] <Immy> he fucking spins like no one I’ve ever seen
[21:40] <Thyrm> lay out the stipulations Spleen
[21:40] <Immy> what
[21:40] <Spleen_laptop> auncsuecsec
[21:40] <Nija> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW70elK9Yrs#t=3m30s
[21:40] <Thyrm> one more time
[21:40] <Immy> I am fucking losing my mind
[21:40] <Spleen_laptop> spinnin’ like a broken lazy susan
[21:40] <Thyrm> just so we’re clear.
[21:40] <Spleen_laptop> im crying
[21:40] <Spleen_laptop> ok
[21:40] <Spleen_laptop> do you want a stakes increase if you both make the bowl?
[21:40] <Thyrm> yes
[21:41] <Spleen_laptop> or a stakes increase of 100 bucks each playoff round
[21:41] <Spleen_laptop> like if you both win your first playoff game it goes to 200
[21:41] <Spleen_laptop> if you both win the second one, 300
[21:41] <Immy> just keep it a simple $100 bet
[21:41] <Thyrm> no, playoff rounds mean nothing…
[21:41] <Spleen_laptop> or is that too cool and complicated
[21:41] <Immy> whoever gets further
[21:41] <Spleen_laptop> yeah
[21:41] <Spleen_laptop> ok here we go in bright red ink
[21:41] <Thyrm> bet is the same unless both teams go to the superbowl
[21:41] <Immy> may I remind the jury who we are dealing with
[21:41] <Immy> squelchmaster general
[21:42] <Spleen_laptop> <Spleen_laptop> official bet : whoever gets further in the playoffs, regular season record breaks a tie, if neither makes playoffs regular season record decides. BOTH TEAMS IN SUPERBOWL = $200 wager
[21:42] <Thyrm> I paid my debts you whore.
[21:42] <Spleen_laptop> (most of)
[21:42] <Immy> hahahaha
[21:42] <Thyrm> i dont see the original bet stakes therein
[21:42] <Immy> bet is fine with me
[21:42] <Immy> what the fuck
[21:43] <Spleen_laptop> im spinning
[21:43] <Nija> put it in thyrmbonics
[21:43] <Thyrm> because you motherfuckers always try to pull some shit
[21:43] <Thyrm> SPELL IT OUT
[21:43] <Immy> LIKE COLLECTING ON A BET?
[21:43] <Spleen_laptop> tears on the keyboard
[21:43] <Immy> *cut to the trailer park* CAN YOU IMAGINE THESE JIVE MOTHERFUCKERS, TRYING TO COLLECT ON A BET I MADE?
[21:44] <Spleen_laptop> im looking at what i typed in red and i just dont see anywhere to cut corners
[21:44] <Thyrm> the only time a dollar amounht is mentioned is thre superbowl
[21:44] <Spleen_laptop> oh god
[21:44] <Thyrm> I HAVE TO ASSUME THE ORIGINAL BET IS 100
[21:44] <Spleen_laptop> ill restate
[21:44] <Immy> better include paypal in there
[21:44] <Immy> or this motherfucker is going to send me a box full of nickles and wrestlemania posters
[21:45] <Nija> include "add 3% for paypall"
[21:45] <Spleen_laptop> <Spleen_laptop> official bet : $100 wager. 09 NFL season. chargers/cowboys. whoever gets further in the playoffs, regular season record breaks a tie, if neither makes playoffs regular season record decides. BOTH TEAMS IN SUPERBOWL = $200 wager (PAID ANY WAY YOU FUCKING WANT. REALLY. JUST PAY IT)
[21:45] <Thyrm> man i love this channel
[21:45] <Thyrm> I cant stop laughing
[21:45] <Immy> I ACCEPT SAID BET
[21:45] <Nija> believe me the feeling is mutual
[21:45] <Spleen_laptop> IMMY HAS ACCEPTED THE TERMS
[21:45] <Spleen_laptop> THYRM, YOUR MOVE
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> BEFORE I HYPERVENTILATE PLEASE
[21:46] <Thyrm> holdon whilst i review the terms
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> VISION NARROWING
[21:46] <Immy> sadofgihadoifghsadoighsdaiog
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> IEMWI$Fnmswr4ijfw
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> joopecje
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> c
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> THE JOKE IS ON FUCKING US HE IS GOING YO LITERALLY KILL US
[21:46] <Spleen_laptop> im trying to chug water ot keep up with my tears
[21:46] <Immy> I’m choking on my own spit
[21:46] <Immy> fuck
[21:47] <Thyrm> man fucking steve mcnair died
[21:47] <Thyrm> i cant believe that shit
[21:47] <Spleen_laptop> its like pulling teeth from a mosquito four miles away using dull pliers
[21:47] <Immy> sdaoighsdauioghweioghwaiopghweaoigehwagioewah
[21:47] <Immy> WHAT THE FUCK
[21:47] <Immy> what just happened
[21:47] <Thyrm> anyway i’m still going over the contractual obligations
[21:48] <Spleen_laptop> end scnere\
[21:48] <Nija> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY
[21:49] <Thyrm> no really, i wish i lived on the west coast…
[21:49] <Spleen_laptop> are you talking it over with your lawyer or something? maybe let his tail out of the rat trap and he will respond
[21:49] <Immy> nija are you witnessing this
[21:49] <Thyrm> just so i could come to spleen’s house and see this in real time
[21:49] <Spleen_laptop> the show happening in my living room right now would not disappoint
[21:50] <Immy> I hope the dogs are all howling
[21:50] <Immy> with animal rage for the manlaw violations
[21:51] <Thyrm> my cell phone ring tone is MNF, i just keep playing it repeatedly and laughing
[21:51] <Nija> yes i’m seeing this
[21:52] <Nija> keep changing the subject
[21:52] <Thyrm> i may accept your terms, although theyre weighted heavily against me
[21:52] <Immy> sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf
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[21:52] <Immy> FUCK HE JUST FLATLINED
[21:52] <Thyrm> i need witnesses
[21:53] <Thyrm> otherwise i’m unable to accept the terms
[21:53] <Thyrm> of the provisioned wager
[21:53] <Spleen> witnesses besides four people and logs?
[21:54] <Spleen> i will put a text file of your choosing on a webserver
[21:54] <Spleen> you can take all of the shameful thigns youve said out of the log so it goes from 54k to 2k and ill post it
[21:54] <Spleen> keep your copy so you know im not changing the web version
[21:55] <Spleen> and we will keep it linked in the topic
[21:55] <Spleen> ill mail you and immy matching keys
[21:55] <Spleen> stuff yours directly up your monkey asshole
[21:55] <Spleen> it will be shaped like a pineapple
[21:56] <Thyrm> <Spleen_laptop> official bet : $100 wager. 09 NFL season. chargers/cowboys. whoever gets further in the playoffs, regular season record breaks a tie, if neither makes playoffs regular season record decides. BOTH TEAMS IN SUPERBOWL = $200 wager (PAID ANY WAY YOU FUCKING WANT. REALLY. JUST PAY IT)
[21:56] <Thyrm> Am i to suspect these are the terms?
[21:57] <Spleen> yes, colonel mustard
[21:57] <Spleen>                tiger
[21:57] <Thyrm> If both teams make it to the superbowl i’d like to amplify that wager to 300
[21:57] <Immy> shut the fuck up
[21:57] <Spleen> I ACCEPT ON BEHALF O+F IMMY
[21:57] <Immy> hahaha
[21:57] <Spleen> WHO IM SURE WILL ACCEPT IMMEDIATELY
[21:57] <Spleen> god
[21:57] <Immy> if the chargers and cowboys are in the sb this channel will be BEDLAM
[21:58] <Thyrm> I’m concerned Immy lacks the funds needed for this transaction
[21:58] <Spleen> it will be like ksk
[21:58] <Spleen> this is what a filibuster is like
[21:58] <Immy> WAMU FREE CHECKING(TM) - 2003      Checking     $48,805.40
[21:58] <Immy> that’s before the inheritance check!
[21:59] <Thyrm> how the fuck do you have so much money
[21:59] <Immy> I make bets with idiots
[21:59] <Thyrm> and dont even have a job
[22:00] <Thyrm> Total : $25,797.40
[22:00] <Thyrm> you got me beat dog
[22:00] <Spleen> i hate to put more on your plate and sidetrack your hamster brain, but how is this bet weighted heavily against you?
[22:00] <Immy> I do want to hear that answer
[22:01] <Spleen> <Thyrm> Total : $25,797.40 ZIM
[22:01] <Thyrm> yes, sadly that is my life savings currently
[22:01] <Spleen> its about 25 grand more than mine
[22:01] <Spleen> do you accept the bet?
[22:01] <Immy> I think I know his answer
[22:02] <Spleen> will his answer be in the form of a question?
[22:02] <Immy> NFC East vs AFC West
[22:02] <Thyrm> i’m still weighing the procs /cons
[22:02] <Immy> dude
[22:02] <Immy> accept the bet or not
[22:02] <Immy> pros: you are a man
[22:02] <Immy> con: you have a vagina that’s leaking all over the place
[22:02] <Spleen> theres more than pros : glory +100, cons : shame -100?
[22:03] <Spleen> sounds like hes saying the eagles are SO BAD ASSED the cowboys have no playoff hopes
[22:03] <Immy> he’s hit absolute zero for shame already
[22:03] <Thyrm> k, so if neither team makes the playoffs we go by reg season record?
[22:03] <Immy> yes
[22:03] <Immy> AS IT STATES
[22:03] <Immy> PRETTY FUCKING CLEARLY
[22:03] <Spleen> hes about to roll over and be rodney dangerfield
[22:03] <Spleen> -65535 shame
[22:03] <Thyrm> thats kinda bullshit .. nfc east is way tougher than your shitty AFC division
[22:04] <Immy> welp
[22:04] <Spleen> because of the powerhouse eagles?
[22:04] <Thyrm> i need some sort of compensation
[22:04] <Immy> spleen can we declare this bet officially pussied out on?
[22:04] <Spleen> <Thyrm> Philip Faggers
[22:04] <Spleen> <Thyrm> is gonna take you exactly where you belong
[22:04] <Spleen> <Thyrm> nowhere
[22:04] <Spleen> sounds pretty confident there
[22:05] <Spleen> i dont think compensation is going to happen. the only kind of thing i can think of is to not count eagles games or something in the regular season record
[22:05] <Thyrm> fine… bet is on. just dont come to me being a pussy about it when its time to pay up.
[22:06] <Spleen> immy officially accept for the logs
[22:06] <Spleen> again with new turms
[22:06] <Thyrm> you got that?
[22:06] <Thyrm> k, then we’ll see what’s up motherfucker.
[22:07] <Spleen> immy accepts!
[22:07] <Thyrm> even tho your division is heavily stacked in your favor
[22:07] <Immy> restate the terms spleen
[22:07] <Immy> so we can accept
[22:07] <Immy> for logs
[22:07] <Thyrm> I’m man enough to take you on. and when you have to give me the loot…
[22:07] <Spleen> <Thyrm> <Spleen_laptop> official bet : $100 wager. 09 NFL season. chargers/cowboys. whoever gets further in the playoffs, regular season record breaks a tie, if neither makes playoffs regular season record decides. BOTH TEAMS IN SUPERBOWL = $300 wager (PAID ANY WAY YOU FUCKING WANT. REALLY. JUST PAY IT)
[22:07] <Thyrm> it’ll be thAT MUCH SWEETER
[22:07] <Immy> I accept for the CHARGERS
[22:08] <Thyrm> I ACCEPT FOR THE COWBOYS
[22:08] <Thyrm> on.
[22:08] <Immy> manbet sealed
[22:09] <Thyrm> Oh, and if I lose, I’ll send you a fucking money order
[22:09] <Thyrm> so you cant cry about 65 cents.
[22:09] <Immy> bank of nigeria
[22:09] <Spleen> http://torgo.spleens.net/wagers/
[22:09] <Thyrm> like you fucking niggers like to do
[22:10] <Immy> YOU were the one crying about $4
[22:10] <Immy> which is what made no sense
[22:10] <Spleen> crying about 4 dollars that was not even owed to him
[22:10] <Thyrm> i paid the money, its not my fault spleen uses a fucxking business account.
[22:10] <Immy> gaisodhjasg
[22:10] <Thyrm> lets not get into that
[22:10] <Spleen> oh lets
[22:11] <Thyrm> he got milked by the jews, not my problem.
[22:11] <Immy> I hope I wake up on nfl opening day like last year
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[22:11] <Immy> with a bunch of missed messages from spleen
[22:11] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Spleen_laptop
[22:11] <Immy> saying BRADY DOWN BRADY DOWN
[22:11] <Immy> only now it’s ROMO DOWN
[22:11] <Thyrm> we got KITNA
[22:11] <Thyrm> :)
[22:11] * Spleen_laptop changes topic to ‘http://torgo.spleens.net/wagers’
[22:12] <Immy> but yeah you are fucked
[22:12] <Thyrm> doesnt matter, chargers = failure
[22:12] <Immy> chargers are guaranteed to get in the playoffs
[22:12] <Thyrm> and you just lost 100 bucks
[22:12] <Thyrm> might as well send it to me now
[22:12] <Immy> …
[22:12] <Thyrm> philip faggers is a fucking sham
[22:13] <Spleen_laptop> now that thyrm is locked in im super worried to make sure we covered all the bases
[22:13] <Spleen_laptop> trying to figure how he plans on weaseling out
[22:13] <Immy> yeah we may need a lawyer for this
[22:13] <Thyrm> ladainian? whats that little niggers name whos kinda good?
[22:13] <Immy> sproles
[22:13] <Thyrm> hes not gonna take you to the playoffs
[22:13] <Spleen_laptop> hes gonna take them to a better regular season record when you both miss, though
[22:14] <Thyrm> naw
[22:14] <Spleen_laptop> im wondering if we need a regular season record tie breaker?
[22:14] <Thyrm> we got this
[22:14] <Spleen_laptop> passing yards by rivers/romo?
[22:14] <Thyrm> romo ftw
[22:15] <Thyrm> you underestimate the dallas running attack..
[22:15] <Spleen_laptop> if you both fucking miss with 6 and 10 or something some kind of tiebreak would be nice
[22:15] <Spleen_laptop> running away from bets is an attack, now?
[22:16] <Thyrm> i just want my c note when the time comes
[22:16] <Immy> tiebreak should be who won the chargers/cowboys game
[22:16] <Thyrm> and no horseshit, ya dig?
[22:16] <Immy> are you talking to a mirror?
[22:16] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm is already leading the league in backpedaling yards
[22:16] <Thyrm> oh now its about that game
[22:16] <Spleen_laptop> no but that is a good tiebreak tiebreak
[22:16] <Immy> no but it’s a logical
[22:16] <Immy> right
[22:16] <Thyrm> ?
[22:17] <Spleen_laptop> oh god how will we ever explain this
[22:17] <Thyrm> its about playoffs or reg season record
[22:17] <Immy> srgddddd
[22:17] <Spleen_laptop> immy i say take one shot at it
[22:17] <Spleen_laptop> and if he doesnt understand just drop it and pray theres no tie
[22:17] <Thyrm> there isnt gonna be a fucking tie
[22:17] <Immy> thyrm, assuming we both miss the playoffs and both end the regular season with the same record, we need a tiebreaker
[22:17] <Thyrm> there isnt gonna be a fucking tie
[22:17] <Thyrm> there isnt gonna be a fucking tie
[22:17] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm put your handler on IRC for a second
[22:18] <Thyrm> there isnt gonna be a fucking tie
[22:18] <Spleen_laptop> but a tie is POSSIBLE yes?
[22:18] <Spleen_laptop> we would like to REMOVE that possibility
[22:18] <Spleen_laptop> to guarantee your C note
[22:18] <Thyrm> aint gonna happen
[22:18] <Thyrm> by the time that game comes around
[22:18] <Spleen_laptop> think of how bad you are going to feel if you end with the same record and had won the game vs chargers and no one gets paid because of a tied record
[22:19] <Thyrm> itll be playoffs or nothing and time to pay up
[22:19] <Immy> what
[22:20] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm yes or no, can we add that cowboys/chargers dec13 game as a tiebreaker tiebreaker?
[22:21] <Spleen_laptop> its totally up to you
[22:21] <Spleen_laptop> its probably only a 1 in 30 chance that even happens
[22:21] <Spleen_laptop> but its nice to cover bases
[22:21] <Immy> I don’t get it, it’s nothing negative towards the cowboys
[22:21] <Spleen_laptop> since ties are super gay
[22:21] <Immy> or some sort of squelching
[22:21] <Thyrm> if that game has to be the tiebreaker
[22:22] <Spleen_laptop> no, the TIEBREAKER tiebreaker
[22:22] <Spleen_laptop> only used in the event you tie as far as playoff distance AND have the same regular season record
[22:22] <Spleen_laptop> ok thats way too complex i tihnk its time to drop it
[22:22] <Thyrm> what the fuck are the chances of that?
[22:22] <Spleen_laptop> relatively slim, but possible
[22:22] <Spleen_laptop> (i just said what i thought the chances were)
[22:23] <Thyrm> if we both make the playoffs the team that goes the furthest wins based on strength of schedule whether theyre eliminated or not
[22:23] <Spleen_laptop> wait what
[22:23] <Immy> you are a fucking idiot
[22:23] <Immy> jesus christ
[22:23] <Spleen_laptop> did he not even understand the original BET?
[22:23] <Spleen_laptop> vision
[22:23] <Spleen_laptop> spinning
[22:23] <Thyrm> you want to make one game mean something
[22:24] <Thyrm> when i tried to bet on it originally
[22:24] <Immy> wait wait wait
[22:24] <Thyrm> that one game means shit now dig?
[22:24] <Immy> DOES he understand the original bet
[22:24] <Thyrm> its all about the PLAYOFFS
[22:24] <Immy> spleen help
[22:24] <Spleen_laptop>  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[22:24] <Immy> you’ve delt with this before
[22:25] <Thyrm> and i understand what you’re trying to shamboozle here
[22:25] <Spleen_laptop> im slamming my lifealert button
[22:25] <Spleen_laptop> please paramedics
[22:25] <Thyrm> but no, if it comes to that there are other factors we can base the wager on
[22:25] <Immy> thyrm let me ask you a question
[22:25] <Immy> ok?
[22:25] <Immy> assuming we both miss the playoffs, who wins the bet?
[22:25] <Thyrm> …
[22:25] <Spleen_laptop> the babiest baby steps immy
[22:25] <Spleen_laptop> baby
[22:25] <Thyrm> the best regular season record
[22:25] <Thyrm> but
[22:26] <Immy> no stop
[22:26] <Thyrm> that isnt going to happen
[22:26] <Immy> you got that right, good job
[22:26] <Immy> now
[22:26] <Immy> assuming we both miss the playoffs AND have the same regular season record, who wins the bet?
[22:26] <Thyrm> that’s not going to happen
[22:26] <Thyrm> ever
[22:26] <Spleen_laptop> i just fll off the couch
[22:27] <Immy> assume it does thyrm, assume it does
[22:27] <Immy> who wins the bet?
[22:27] <Thyrm> fine, then the winner of that dec 13th game takes all
[22:27] <Thyrm> but that isnt going to ever happen
[22:27] <Spleen_laptop> aaaaaaaaaaaas\
[22:27] <Thyrm> the probability
[22:27] <Thyrm> of that
[22:28] <Thyrm> is infantecimal
[22:28] <Immy> is very small
[22:28] <Immy> but the point remains if it does now we have a way to settle it
[22:28] <Thyrm> done
[22:28] <Spleen_laptop> it pleases me so much thtat no matter what he says the original bet doesnt change
[22:28] <Thyrm> but thats bullshit loser thinking
[22:29] <Spleen_laptop> maybe i am doubling down on the danger here, but thyrm could you please explain the bet to us as you understand it?
[22:30] <Thyrm> fuck you
[22:30] <Spleen_laptop> as a TIEBREAKER tiebreaker only! in the event the teams go the same distance in the playoffs (or dont make it) and ALSO have identical regular season records, the winner of the dec13th cowboys/chargers game will determine the tiebreaker tiebreaker winner.
[22:30] <Spleen_laptop> can i get an agreement from both parties
[22:30] <Thyrm> furthest along in the playoffs wins, if neither team makes it, and we both have the same reg season record, dec 13th game decides it
[22:31] <Thyrm> otherwise reg season record caps all
[22:31] <Spleen_laptop> or if you both go one and out in the playoffs. same distance
[22:31] <Thyrm> got it?
[22:31] <Thyrm> yeah
[22:31] <Thyrm> fine
[22:31] <Spleen_laptop> immy can i get an affirmative
[22:31] <Immy> accepted
[22:31] <Thyrm> immy give me your money
[22:31] <Thyrm> just do it now.
[22:32] <Thyrm> even spleen (and mammy) know you cant win this bet
[22:32] <Immy> I can’t?
[22:32] <Thyrm> so you might as well pay up
[22:33] <Thyrm> and grogan is still a gigantic faggot.
[22:33] <Thyrm> no
[22:33] <Thyrm> you can’t
[22:33] <Immy> how’d the playoffs go for you last year?
[22:33] <Thyrm> this is the year of jerry world
[22:34] <Thyrm> no TO
[22:34] <Thyrm> we gonna win.
[22:34] <Thyrm> WIN
[22:34] <Spleen> http://torgo.spleens.net/wagers/
[22:34] <Spleen> updated
[22:35] <Thyrm> i see no updates
[22:35] <Immy> man the dallas/philly game last year
[22:35] <Immy> almost killed spleen
[22:35] <Spleen> really it didnt update?
[22:35] <Spleen> refresh
[22:35] <Thyrm> had to refresh
[22:35] <Spleen> ok
[22:35] <Immy> it did
[22:35] <Thyrm> die
[22:35] <Spleen> i just about had a coronary just now when i saw thyrm say STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE
[22:35] <Thyrm> all good
[22:36] <Immy> I know
[22:36] <Immy> I thought he was going to have some algorithm
[22:36] <Thyrm> I want a physical mailing address
[22:36] <Thyrm> in the event that i lose
[22:36] <Thyrm> no paypal shit for you to fucking harp about for years
[22:37] <Thyrm> dont give it to me now
[22:37] <Thyrm> but in the event that i need to pay you the money, i will send you a check, via snail mail
[22:38] <Thyrm> for the entire sum, and then you cant cry about 4 dollars
[22:39] <Immy> because THAT doesn’t open up a lot of excuses
[22:39] <Immy> "I sent it! It must be lost in the mail!"
[22:39] <Thyrm> on another note, and im sure you fuckholes could care less, i have one more kid on the way, and two is my limit….
[22:39] <Thyrm> so i’m done….
[22:40] <Thyrm> hoping it’s a boy, so i can school him on the false rhetoric that shitheads like Immy spew
[22:40] <Thyrm> otherwise im stuck w/ two daughters
[22:40] <Thyrm> unofrtunately he/she
[22:41] <Thyrm> wont arrive in time to see you pay me that C note
[22:41] <Thyrm> but i’m sure there’ll be future wagers
[22:41] <Thyrm> and any kid of mine will realize the greatness of the Cowboys
[22:42] <Thyrm> YER GODS
[22:43] <Spleen_laptop> when they stop being shitbags send them to me for a month of gun/firearm/moonshine training
[22:43] <Spleen_laptop> that offer is available for all of you dickheads with kids
[22:44] <Spleen_laptop> you know what fucking killed me
[22:44] <Spleen_laptop> <Spleen_laptop> maybe i am doubling down on the danger here, but thyrm could you please explain the bet to us as you understand it?
[22:44] <Spleen_laptop> <Thyrm> fuck you
[22:44] <Spleen_laptop> like what I asked for is totally insulting and unjustified
[22:45] <Spleen_laptop> i have acut on my arm at one point i fell over off the couch and hit a guitar which fell over and hit a gun
[22:45] <Spleen_laptop> so a cut arm and a dented guitar
[22:45] <Immy> thanks to thyrm?
[22:45] <Spleen_laptop>  yep
[22:46] <Spleen_laptop> there is no way the universe grants him a son
[22:46] <Spleen_laptop> to carry on a tradition like that
[22:46] <Spleen_laptop> while all the people in here who ARE capable of making man bets go sonless
[22:46] <Immy> grimmy
[22:46] <Immy> he knows his bet laws
[22:47] <Spleen_laptop> oh right
[22:47] <Spleen_laptop> pretty much everyone knows them
[22:47] <Spleen_laptop> what do you want to bet FAKLER is a little fucking bet weasel
[22:47] <Immy> thyrm should teach lessons
[22:47] <Spleen_laptop> beginning the shine intake now
[22:47] <Immy> squelching 101
[22:48] <Immy> whatever you do
[22:48] <Immy> don’t drink a lot of shine and read this log
[22:48] <Spleen_laptop> ill explode like one of the ticks on thyrms neck
[22:48] <Spleen_laptop> my head is still killing me
[22:48] <Spleen_laptop> and my throat hurts
[22:49] <Spleen_laptop> i mean seriously he caused DAMAGE with his bullshit
[22:49] <Spleen_laptop> ive got a dent in a $4000 guitar
[22:49] <Immy> I wish the seahawks didn’t suck so you could get in on this action
[22:49] <Spleen_laptop> had he gone on another 10 or 20 minutes there would have been very real health issues
[22:49] <Immy> what line caused you to fall
[22:49] <Spleen_laptop> I KNOW I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
[22:49] <Spleen_laptop> i wish it was 2005 seahawks
[22:50] <Spleen_laptop> no doubt unfair to him since we are in the same conference!
[22:50] <Spleen_laptop> remember when i made reet_bee.html dealing with vas and cappy having a fucking spelling bee
[22:50] <Spleen_laptop> i need to do one of those with a thyrm bet
[22:50] <Spleen_laptop> #fpdoms fanfic
[22:51] <Spleen_laptop> it would be like reetbee and those dominus pictures i made where so much funny is packed in there i was havivng nosebleeds trying to finish
[22:51] <Thyrm> .
[22:52] <Thyrm> moonshine pls
[22:52] <Thyrm> send me a bootle, cause im gonna quit drinking soon
[22:52] <Thyrm> sadly, i must
[22:52] <Spleen_laptop> why?
[22:52] <Spleen_laptop> i was thinking the other day if im gonna mail one bottle i might as well send 10
[22:52] <Thyrm> gettin old
[22:52] <Spleen_laptop> and hit delusion, fackler, immy, etc
[22:53] <Thyrm> my liver cant take the abuse
[22:53] <Spleen_laptop> oh and pure delicious alcohol is going to help that?
[22:53] <Thyrm> i wanna at least see my kids become adults
[22:53] <Spleen_laptop> actually it would my liver loves me now
[22:53] <Thyrm> then fine, i croak, fuckit
[22:53] <Spleen_laptop> not having to deal with all the crap in beer and liquor is nice
[22:53] <Immy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMxVYjWvJ4I
[22:53] <Immy> what a crazy kicking style
[22:54] <Immy> spleen has been promising me moonshine for 6 months
[22:54] <Immy> spleen:moonshine::thyrm:bets
[22:54] <Thyrm> until then my dumb redneck ass must save money for them to blow in the name of a college education i was dumb enough to think im providing
[22:54] <Immy> that’s right, I said it
[22:54] <Spleen_laptop> thats low. i was going to get some to nija but the whole thing fell through
[22:54] <Thyrm> add to that fund, 100 bucks from immy
[22:54] <Spleen_laptop> theres a half gal here with your name on it
[22:54] <Thyrm> chargers, lols
[22:55] <Thyrm> c,mon spleen, even you know we’ll win that bet.
[22:55] <Spleen_laptop> this is such a delicate bet for me because i hate both quarterbacks SO much
[22:55] <Thyrm> Schottenheimer or not
[22:55] <Immy> thyrm was gonna paypal you sooner but it fell through
[22:55] <Thyrm> Chargers suck
[22:55] <Thyrm> you’re done bitch
[22:55] <Immy> SPLEEN LET ME ASK YOU
[22:55] <Spleen_laptop> such a low blow immy
[22:56] <Immy> HAS RIVERS EVER CRIED ON FIELD
[22:56] <Thyrm> That’s low man
[22:56] <Thyrm> does the starting QB NORMALLY HOLD FOR FGa
[22:56] <Spleen_laptop> ROMOS TEARS STAIN THE GRASS AT QUEST FIELD AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE
[22:56] <Thyrm> FGs
[22:56] <Thyrm> does the starting QB NORMALLY HOLD FOR FGs
[22:56] <Thyrm> does the starting QB NORMALLY HOLD FOR FGs
[22:56] <Thyrm> does the starting QB NORMALLY HOLD FOR FGs
[22:56] <Thyrm> ?
[22:56] <Spleen_laptop> should most starting QB be able to handle a footbal
[22:56] <Spleen_laptop> should most starting QB be able to handle a footbal
[22:56] <Spleen_laptop> should most starting QB be able to handle a footbal
[22:57] <Immy> http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/romo-704886.jpg
[22:57] <Immy> god
[22:57] <Immy> I love the giant picture behind him
[22:57] <Spleen_laptop> what a great tattoo
[22:57] <Immy> ahahahah the cameraman
[22:57] <Immy> fuck
[22:57] <Thyrm> Romo gonna do eet
[22:57] <Thyrm> fuck you haters.
[22:58] <Spleen_laptop> maybe im crazy but i though thyrm swore off the ‘boys a season or two ago
[22:58] <Spleen_laptop> after one of their bigger chokes
[22:58] <Immy> he did
[22:58] <Spleen_laptop> i know thats every season
[22:58] <Immy> he’s sworn them off two seasons in a row
[22:58] <Spleen_laptop> so i dont know which one
[22:58] <Spleen_laptop> but one of them
[22:58] <Immy> once on his faggy forum
[22:58] <Immy> and last season in here
[22:58] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm to romo : I JUST CANT QUIT YOU
[22:59] <Thyrm> i swore off jerry
[22:59] <Immy> SPLEEN
[22:59] <Immy> SPLEEN
[22:59] <Immy> SPLEEN
[22:59] <Thyrm> romo is a good QB
[22:59] <Immy> have you taken a shot of moonshine yet
[22:59] <Immy> THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT
[22:59] <Thyrm> any of you assholes would take him, esp spleen, lol@hasselbeck
[23:00] <Immy> rivers > romo
[23:00] <Immy> by any metric you use
[23:00] <Thyrm> rivers is a prototypical jock, lacks the brains to be a bigtime QB
[23:00] <Thyrm> he’ll get you there, but not quite THERE
[23:00] <Immy> so what’s romo’s excuse of why he’s not a bigtime qb
[23:01] <Immy> SPLEEN GODDAMN IT
[23:01] <Spleen_laptop> ok
[23:01] <Spleen_laptop> back
[23:01] <Immy> did you take a shot
[23:01] <Spleen_laptop> no
[23:02] <Spleen_laptop> drinking shine and sprite
[23:02] <Immy> horrible
[23:02] <Immy> fine is it BURNIN IN YOUR GUT
[23:02] <Spleen_laptop> my whole body hurts from the thyrm ordeal
[23:02] <Spleen_laptop> my head and stomach both hurt
[23:02] <Immy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nPrxoShOU8&feature=related
[23:02] <Thyrm> rivers has a bigtime arm, but he chokes when it matters, so has Romo up to this point, difference is Romo wants it more
[23:02] <Immy> DOES THAT SOOTHE THE PAIN
[23:03] <Spleen_laptop> oh god i love this one
[23:03] <Spleen_laptop> i saw it hapen live with mammy
[23:03] <Spleen_laptop> AAHSDUAsdhAUshdausdh
[23:03] <Spleen_laptop> AUASJCUSd
[23:03] <Thyrm> you’ve seen nothing
[23:03] <Thyrm> except that
[23:03] <Spleen_laptop> romo saw nothing
[23:03] <Thyrm> Immy owes me 100
[23:03] <Thyrm> dont forget that
[23:03] <Immy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2PrLrVKZw&feature=related
[23:03] <Thyrm> immy owes
[23:03] <Thyrm> me
[23:03] <Thyrm> money
[23:04] <Spleen_laptop> funny for how hard it is to get thyrm to make a bet, he sure calls them pretty quick
[23:04] <Thyrm> ?
[23:04] <Thyrm> all bets i make are paid in full
[23:04] <Thyrm> unless you’re a bitch
[23:04] <Groman> except 100 dollar bets
[23:04] <Immy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzOmx2uPq0&feature=related
[23:04] <Immy> ahofisaoifha
[23:04] <Spleen_laptop> 0 bets paid in full so far
[23:04] <Immy> how many times has he done that
[23:05] <Immy> god
[23:05] <Immy> I am dying
[23:05] <Immy> his face
[23:05] <Thyrm> i’ve even got Grogan in on this one
[23:05] <Thyrm> wasnt Grogan like sworn out by manlaw
[23:05] <Thyrm> what the fuck happened
[23:05] <Thyrm> anal beads, etc
[23:06] <Groman> wat
[23:06] <Spleen_laptop> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clt_SowzBgA&NR=1
[23:06] <Groman> YER GODZ
[23:06] <Spleen_laptop> let down
[23:06] <Thyrm> Yer Gods > Anal beads
[23:06] <Spleen_laptop> grogan has also committed serious manlaw violations
[23:06] <Spleen_laptop> two severe ones i can think of
[23:06] <Groman> one is a spoof. the other is someone who thinks they are yer videogame godz!
[23:07] <Groman> haha here comes origamigate
[23:07] <Spleen_laptop> and fbigate
[23:07] <Groman> fuck that there was ejaculate on my daughters picture
[23:07] <Thyrm> mercs were the original internet trolls, anyone who thought otherwise got taken in, we were just that good
[23:08] <Groman> haha yeah you were the originals!!!
[23:08] <Spleen_laptop> truth
[23:08] <Thyrm> Osium never realized that, but hes actually got a good crew going in darkfail, i gotta give him props…
[23:09] <Groman> how do they play that game man
[23:09] <Immy> I thought thyrm and grogan had a TO pact
[23:09] <Thyrm> i dunno
[23:09] <Immy> some sort of partnership
[23:09] <Thyrm> i hated it
[23:09] <Thyrm> with every ounce of my being
[23:09] <Thyrm> L-C likes it
[23:09] <Thyrm> he even ditched his osium sig
[23:09] <Thyrm> he fell in line
[23:09] <Groman> i played it for like 10 mins and was dumbstruck that it was a game from NOW not 6 years ago.
[23:10] <Immy> grogan you should get in on this thyrm betting action
[23:10] <Thyrm> grogan wants none
[23:10] <Groman> i like getting paid when i bet
[23:10] <Thyrm> i mean, the bills?
[23:10] <Thyrm> 4 time losers?
[23:10] <Thyrm> 4 consecutive year losers
[23:10] <Spleen_laptop> are there power rankings out yet
[23:10] <Immy> no
[23:10] <Groman> whats the bet
[23:11] <Immy> $100 grogan, whichever team gets the furthest in the post season
[23:11] <Spleen_laptop> topic grogan
[23:11] <Spleen_laptop> its locked in
[23:11] <Immy> in the result neither team gets there, whoever had the best regular season record
[23:12] <Groman> i would like to take the chargers in that get
[23:12] <Groman> bet
[23:12] <Groman> have grimster or someone escrow
[23:13] <Groman> http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/2/3/5/6/1/6/webimg/94418010_o.jpg
[23:13] <Spleen_laptop> escrow is kind of a hassle online because theres always mailing fees, money orer, paypal, etc
[23:13] <Spleen_laptop> and it adds up
[23:14] <Groman> no way you’ll see money transacted unless you do that
[23:15] <Spleen_laptop> like madden games and swag
[23:15] <Immy> fff
[23:16] <Groman> haha jesus, someone tried to fuck with *me* i never fucked with anyone! altho ceryx told immy he didnt do it just wished he had.
[23:18] <Immy> where did thyrm go
[23:20] <rFACKler> <Immy> fackler that beer was pretty good
[23:21] <rFACKler> judgment day isnt a stout
[23:21] <rFACKler> try serpent stout
[23:21] <rFACKler> also SHIP ME BEER
[23:21] <Spleen_laptop> oh fuck
[23:21] <Spleen_laptop> fackelr be VERY CAREFUL reading the logs
[23:21] <Spleen_laptop> i mean very fucking careful
[23:21] <Immy> yeah you are treading in dangerous waters
[23:22] <rFACKler> yeah i got a whiff
[23:22] <rFACKler> i think I may just ignore them altogether
[23:22] <Groman> http://i34.tinypic.com/eze494.jpg
[23:23] <rFACKler> also spleen old rasputin is in the top 100
[23:23] <rFACKler> 80s maybe, or 70s
[23:23] <Groman> i like old rasputin
[23:23] <rFACKler> it’s good
[23:23] <rFACKler> and readily available
[23:23] <rFACKler> and cheap
[23:24] <rFACKler> i cracked a dark lord today
[23:24] <Spleen_laptop> this place used to have a neon beer sign of theirs
[23:24] <Spleen_laptop> i always coveted
[23:24] <rFACKler> old rasputin had neon signs?
[23:24] <Spleen_laptop> only ever saw one
[23:24] <rFACKler> awesome
[23:24] <Groman> Broughton oatmeal stout is aobut my favorite
[23:25] <rFACKler> can you get southern tier there
[23:25] <rFACKler> they have a great oatmeal stout
[23:27] <Ely> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ra6Ha4lllU
[23:27] <Immy> fackler you are nuts that fucking beer was $30/bottle
[23:28] <rFACKler> what
[23:29] <rFACKler> you got angel’s share?
[23:29] <rFACKler> i thought you got judgment day
[23:29] <Immy> I did
[23:29] <Immy> just stating
[23:29] <rFACKler> oh
[23:29] <rFACKler> i still want to try it
[23:29] <rFACKler> i have a 375ml bottle of the bourbon aged angel’s share
[23:29] <Groman> god
[23:29] <Immy> my bevmo was sold out of russian stout
[23:29] <Immy> T_T
[23:29] <Groman> is the bet done? will you take another 100?
[23:29] <rFACKler> seriously try lost abbey serpent stout
[23:30] <rFACKler> is the bet what you were saying i should tread carefully on
[23:30] <Immy> yes
[23:30] <Immy> you really need to read the log
[23:30] <rFACKler> i’m working my way through it
[23:30] <Immy> just be careful
[23:30] <Groman> thyrm tries to weasel about the bet before its even made tehn accuses immy of doing it
[23:30] <Groman> its great
[23:30] <Immy> spleen already hurt himself
[23:30] <rFACKler> yeah i saw that part already gro
[23:31] <Immy> notice thyrm was here RIGHT UNTIL grogan said he wanted to take the bet
[23:34] <Groman> cowboys are going nowhere, and play the giants/eagles/redskins/ 2x a year
[23:34] <Groman> chargers get to play the raiders/chiefs/ 2x a year
[23:34] <Thyrm> sunday football theme going off
[23:35] <Thyrm> grogan cant get in on a bet thats made
[23:35] <Groman> just bet same bet with me
[23:35] <Groman> its like free money for you
[23:35] <Thyrm> doesnt work that way, not that he’d want to
[23:35] <Thyrm> hes just here to pretend and be your lapdog
[23:35] <Groman> ? yer lapdogz
[23:36] <Thyrm> i cant reasonably make a playoff bet against the bills
[23:36] <Groman> im just trying to bet you the same bet that’d be swell. let me know, pm me if you want to do the same bet, chargers actually have a tough schedule, but they have a much better chance of making post season.
[23:36] <Thyrm> they dont ever make the playoffs
[23:36] <Groman> no, ill take the chargers.
[23:36] <Thyrm> :(
[23:36] <Spleen_laptop> are you saying double down on the chargers bet or same vs bills
[23:36] <Spleen_laptop> see i knew thyrm didnt see that
[23:36] <Groman> its the same bet, no reason not to make it twice.
[23:37] <Thyrm> oh yuou wanna ride immy nuts, just as i stated
[23:37] <Immy> yeah you wanted to up the ante on the bet anyways
[23:37] <Spleen_laptop> im gonna tell you presidents right now im drunk and i cant fucking go through this again with grogan and thyrm
[23:37] <rFACKler> 20:49 <Thyrm> no really, i wish i lived on the west coast… <- so that he can root for a football team that doesn’t suck fiery dicks?
[23:38] <Spleen_laptop> fackler you are in the best position to make baseball bets with gro
[23:38] <rFACKler> 20:52 <Thyrm> i may accept your terms, although theyre weighted heavily against  me
[23:38] <rFACKler> dying
[23:38] <Spleen_laptop> because your team knocks his team out of the playoffs every year
[23:38] <Thyrm> hell even ariana is gettin in on this
[23:38] <Immy> don’t change the subject spleen
[23:38] <Spleen_laptop> ok sory
[23:38] <Thyrm> what can i say
[23:38] <Immy> we need to hone in on this with laser precision
[23:38] <Spleen_laptop> i forget one of us cant have more than one thought
[23:39] <Immy> so thyrm are you going to take grogan’s bet?
[23:39] <Thyrm> im supposed to double down against grogan
[23:39] <Thyrm> is that how it works? maybe triple down at fackler?
[23:39] <Spleen_laptop> if i didnt hate both teams id take it up with gro on principle
[23:39] <rFACKler> i want nothing to do with baseball bets
[23:39] <Immy> why not? you said it’s easy money
[23:39] <rFACKler> i don’t even know if the twins are any good ever
[23:39] <Immy> nfl bet fackler
[23:39] <Thyrm> problem is, theyre both going with the chargers
[23:39] <Immy> the bet in the topic
[23:39] <rFACKler> i know
[23:39] <Thyrm> they dont even have a fucking team
[23:40] <Thyrm> or nuts enough to pick one
[23:40] <Spleen_laptop> he picked bills
[23:40] <Spleen_laptop> thats his team
[23:40] <Thyrm> no?
[23:40] <Spleen_laptop> shit am i being confusing again
[23:40] <Thyrm> where?
[23:40] <Spleen_laptop> lets put it this way
[23:40] <Spleen_laptop> he will take either bills or chargers im sure
[23:40] <Thyrm> just go sleep
[23:40] <Immy> no spleen, grogan was trying to make it simple
[23:40] <Spleen_laptop> i know i know
[23:40] <Immy> by saying "hey I’ll take that bet too"
[23:40] <Immy> thinking SURELY
[23:40] <Thyrm> you are officially dismissed from this wager
[23:40] <Immy> there was no way to weasel out of that
[23:41] <Spleen_laptop> but im saying he will take basically any team thyrm wants
[23:41] <Immy> little did he know the skills of squelchmaster
[23:41] <Spleen_laptop> he didnt know when it came to talking about fucking football bets that thyrm is the ancient chinese nine legged weasel with two tails that was prophecised
[23:42] <Grimster> you mean welchmaster?
[23:42] <Spleen_laptop> thats what he meant
[23:42] <Spleen_laptop> my head still fucking hurts SO BAD
[23:42] <Immy> grimmy you try sitting here arguing with thyrm for 2 hours
[23:42] <Immy> let’s see your mental state after
[23:42] <Thyrm> so mcnair had about 6 holes in his head
[23:42] <Grimster> I just got here
[23:43] <Immy> read the log
[23:43] <Thyrm> and his mgf had one
[23:43] <Immy> enjoy
[23:43] <Grimster> but I was like "squelch???"
[23:43] <Thyrm> anyway
[23:43] <Grimster> does he mean WELCH as in "weasel out of a bet"
[23:43] <Spleen_laptop> yes
[23:43] <Immy> so thyrm are you not taking grogan’s bet
[23:43] <Grimster> it’s ok if you’ve been arguing with thyrm for 2 hours it’s ok
[23:43] <Spleen_laptop> we understand what he meant
[23:44] <Thyrm> dont try to play this shit, i made a bet, in no way am i obligated to stupid bullshit from some halfass like gromosexual who doesnt have enough gumption to even think his team could win any meaningful games
[23:44] <Immy> ?
[23:44] <Spleen_laptop> keep in mind immy and I are in a strange fucking alice in wonderland courtroom where the stakes are high, the colors vibrant, and everything seems deceptively simple but is, in reality, hopelessly complex
[23:44] <Immy> he just offered to double your money on a "sure thing"
[23:44] <Thyrm> he offered nothing
[23:44] <Grimster> you know when Thyrm’s pissed, you need a secret decoder ring to decipher his shit
[23:44] <Thyrm> lay down some contracrs
[23:44] <Thyrm> CONTRACTS
[23:44] <Grimster> mother of HELL how did I get sunburnt today?
[23:45] <Immy> quiet grimmy
[23:45] <Immy> one topic at a time
[23:45] <Spleen_laptop> making this in a hard to see font that thyrms ww2 chinaman cartoon eyes cant see. if anyone wants to lay some odds with me on the side about whether or not tomorrow thyrm claims to be drunk when making tonights bets, query me
[23:45] <rFACKler> holy fuck TIEBREAKER tiebreaker is slaying me
[23:46] <Thyrm> grims worried about how the top of his wife’s left tit got some airtime from the sunb
[23:46] <Thyrm> i’m talking serious business
[23:46] <rFACKler> 21:36 <Thyrm> I want a physical mailing address
[23:46] <rFACKler> 21:36 <Thyrm> in the event that i lose
[23:46] <rFACKler> 21:36 <Thyrm> no paypal shit for you to fucking harp about for years
[23:46] <Spleen_laptop> do the bills play the cowboys?
[23:46] <rFACKler> anybody want to bet on whether the check bounces or not when he loses?
[23:48] <Spleen_laptop> of course not
[23:48] <Spleen_laptop> like anyone would take a thyrm check
[23:48] <Spleen_laptop> thats like going to a bank teller with a half eaten bagel and asking for it to be cashed
[23:49] <Grimster> ok I just walked back in and wtf
[23:49] <rFACKler> fffffffffffffhahaha
[23:49] <Grimster> 22:46 < Thyrm> grims worried about how the top of his wife’s left tit got some airtime from the sunb
[23:49] <Grimster> as I said, secret decoder ring
[23:50] <rFACKler> Spleen_laptop> what do you want to bet FAKLER is a little fucking bet  weasel
[23:50] <rFACKler> i’m disappointed in you, spleen
[23:50] <Spleen_laptop> sorry HAL
[23:50] <Grimster> I can’t let you do that Dave
[23:51] <Spleen_laptop> glad someone got that so everyone didnt just think i typod ‘lady’
[23:51] <Spleen_laptop> my skull is in unbelievable pain
[23:51] <Spleen_laptop> i might have to lay down for a while or something
[23:51] <Spleen_laptop> i really hurt myself
[23:51] <Grimster> does scrollback explain this?
[23:52] <Spleen_laptop> yes skip to the part where im on the floor convulsing with snot and tears and drool all over my face
[23:52] <Spleen_laptop> aka ezrems prom night
[23:53] <Grimster> a couple quick pgups leads me to believe you chose to argue with both Thyrm AND Grogan at teh same time?
[23:53] <Spleen_laptop> a grogan argument is easy
[23:53] <Spleen_laptop> im always right and he always knows it
[23:53] <Spleen_laptop> you can reason with him
[23:53] <Thyrm> ?
[23:54] <Spleen_laptop> i hve to take some ibuprofin and leave
[23:54] <Spleen_laptop> back later sorry to do this to you immy
[23:54] <Spleen_laptop> i hope bets get made
[23:54] <Thyrm> i made a bet, nobody else can enter into it, if people want to make SEPARATE BETS
[23:54] <Thyrm> im all ears
[23:54] <Grimster> you made a bet?
[23:54] <Grimster> who’s dumb enough to bet with you?
[23:54] <Spleen_laptop> topic
[23:54] <Thyrm> immy
[23:55] <Spleen_laptop> THYRM GROGAN WANTS TO MAKE A SIMILAR (IDENTICAL) BET WITH YOU
[23:55] <Spleen_laptop> TWO SEPERATE BETS WITH THE SAME RULES
[23:55] <rFACKler> grogan wants to bet on the chargers?
[23:55] <Spleen_laptop> sure
[23:55] <Spleen_laptop> he will also take the same bet but with bills instead
[23:55] <Grimster> haha
[23:55] <Spleen_laptop> and he will also raise the stakes
[23:56] <rFACKler> i don’t feel even remotely safe taking a vikings bet like that
[23:56] <Grimster> I’d almost take that bet and let Thyrm choose which team I’m taking since there’s only likely to be a handfull of teams with worse records
[23:56] <Grimster> ALMOST
[23:56] <rFACKler> did farve end up with the vikings yet
[23:56] <Thyrm> no
[23:56] <Thyrm> he wouldnt bet dick on the bills
[23:56] <Thyrm> ask him
[23:57] <Grimster> oh oh T with the motherfucking CALL OUT
[23:57] <Grimster> Gro you better step up
[23:57] <Spleen_laptop> his phone is ringing
[23:59] <Groman> i accept the bet under the same terms as Kevin Flynn and will take the chargers versus the cowboys
[23:59] <Thyrm> ?
[23:59] <Thyrm> BILLS
[23:59] <Groman> you are such a fucking retard
[23:59] <Groman> same bet, same rules.
[23:59] <Thyrm> you got no BALLS
[23:59] <Groman> ?
[23:59] <Groman> i got 100 balls
[23:59] <Thyrm> bet on the BILLS
[23:59] <Groman> that’s a dumb bet. the bills are always terrible.
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[00:00] <Groman> do you want to make 2x as much money? i’ll take the chargers and that bet.
[00:00] <Thyrm> so are the chargers, but at least imm follows them every year
[00:00] <Groman> so you don’t want to bet?
[00:00] <Groman> y/n?
[00:00] <Thyrm> bet on what?
[00:01] <Spleen_laptop> oh. god.
[00:01] <Groman> stop being a fucking idiot trailer park moron
[00:01] <Thyrm> you’re a bills fan, you cant ride immy’s wave of fortune
[00:01] <Thyrm> dont work like that
[00:01] <Groman> wave of fortune? the bills wont make the playoffs, look at their division. you have no faith in your bet, apparently.
[00:01] <Spleen_laptop> are you iidding ? grogan is nutty for the chargers he grew up in san diego
[00:02] <Groman> yep
[00:02] <Groman> well La Jolla
[00:02] <Spleen_laptop> bills is his #2 team isnt it grogan
[00:02] <Thyrm> your shit was seen through when you said you thought jessica simpson was mediocre. show me what you’re fuckin thats so much better. and be a fucking man for once. where’s my game?
[00:02] <Spleen_laptop> everyone has a number two team
[00:02] <Groman> she’s mediocre.
[00:02] <Thyrm> oh wait i didnt even pay for one, where’s all these other motherfuckers shit that they paid for?
[00:03] <Spleen_laptop> its just gay if two people root for the same team so gro let immy have his beloved chargers since he has a #2 team the bills
[00:03] <Thyrm> you’re the real SQUELCH?ER here
[00:03] <Thyrm> and yeah thats with a ?
[00:03] <Spleen_laptop> someone hand me the slowsetta stone
[00:03] <Groman> ??????????
[00:05] <Thyrm> spleen you arent doing any better, at least the shit i bitch about is relevant, and grogan acts like he’s fuckin anything better than the shit Grim puts down in "Rebel Yell Doublewidez"
[00:05] <Groman> http://shop.adorevintage.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=34&products_id=2004  i’m not ashamed of my wife, but the point is, do you want to bet the same bet you made, and make twice as much money? i’ll take the bet.
[00:06] <Thyrm> manlaw says no can do
[00:06] <Spleen_laptop> oh does it
[00:06] <Groman> haha you’re such a vagina.
[00:06] <Thyrm> it does
[00:06] <Groman> now lets set your fat cow wife
[00:06] <Thyrm> grogan needs to find his own nuts
[00:06] <Groman> not someone an nfl quarterback is banging
[00:06] <Groman> ill bet 200 to your 100
[00:06] <Thyrm> he cant ride Immy’s
[00:07] <Spleen_laptop> OHHHH 2 to 1
[00:07] <Groman> and spleen can escrow it
[00:07] <Groman> if you dont trust me
[00:07] <Spleen_laptop> two to fucking one is so balls
[00:07] <Groman> aaron call me if Thyrmgina says yes
[00:07] <Spleen_laptop> and I am an esteemed manlaw scholar
[00:07] <Spleen_laptop> you are a club footed street urchins son
[00:09] <Thyrm> Grogan can link whatever cum guzzling whore he wants, still doesnt change the fact he’s a gutless bitch looking to ride someone’s coat tails
[00:10] <Spleen_laptop> he offered 2 to 1
[00:10] <Spleen_laptop> i know you dont know what that means
[00:10] <Spleen_laptop> but its ballsy
[00:10] <Thyrm> i know what it means
[00:10] <Thyrm> and hes only doing it since i called him out
[00:10] <Spleen_laptop> then you would jump all over it
[00:10] <Thyrm> but he needs to step up and make his own wager
[00:10] <Thyrm> i can double down on my bet
[00:10] <Thyrm> does that make it stick?
[00:11] <Thyrm> if so, need a clarification of the rules
[00:11] <Spleen_laptop> double down with grogan you are saying?
[00:11] <Spleen_laptop> it basically means the identical bet you have with immy
[00:11] <Thyrm> no, with immy
[00:11] <Spleen_laptop> but also the same bet with grogan
[00:11] <Spleen_laptop> yes you can double down with immy if you wan
[00:11] <Spleen_laptop> t
[00:11] <Thyrm> for double the stakes?
[00:12] <Spleen_laptop> and immy can give half his action to grogan
[00:12] <Spleen_laptop> that would be fair
[00:12] <Thyrm> ?
[00:12] <Thyrm> he bet 200 to 100, means the bet is doubled
[00:12] <Thyrm> you cant spin that
[00:12] <rFACKler> oh man
[00:12] <Spleen_laptop> so you dont understand 2 to 1 is what you are saying
[00:13] <rFACKler> dying
[00:13] <Thyrm> maybe not
[00:13] <Spleen_laptop> grogan offered to pay you double without you risking haing to pay double
[00:13] <Spleen_laptop> for example, pretend immy bet doesnt exist
[00:13] <Spleen_laptop> grogan risks 200 bucks if he loses
[00:13] <Spleen_laptop> you risk 100 bucks if you lose
[00:13] <Thyrm> no, that bet doesnt exist
[00:13] <Spleen_laptop> thats what he offfered
[00:13] <Spleen_laptop> it lets you double your potential winnings WITHOUT doubling your potential losses
[00:14] <Spleen_laptop> and is amazingly ballsy on his behalf
[00:14] <Thyrm> if i lose, 100 to each?
[00:14] <Spleen_laptop> right
[00:14] <Spleen_laptop> if you win
[00:14] <Thyrm> thats still double down
[00:14] <Spleen_laptop> 100 from immy, 200 from grogan
[00:14] <Spleen_laptop> overall risking 200 to win 300
[00:14] <Spleen_laptop> which is amazingly in your favor
[00:15] <Thyrm> and hes still riding a previously made wager
[00:15] <Spleen_laptop> but in reality it is two seperate bets
[00:15] <Spleen_laptop> no, it isnt
[00:15] <Spleen_laptop> it doesnt change your bet with immy at all
[00:15] <Spleen_laptop> if you also made a side bet with grogan
[00:15] <Spleen_laptop> if i didnt hate the cowboys id take the bet with grogan just because the odds are so good
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> but im not going to put myself in a position where i root for the cowboys
[00:16] <Thyrm> seahawks, bills
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> id probably do that
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> was thinking about it
[00:16] <Thyrm> someone wanna bet on them?
[00:16] <Thyrm> if not, fuck you
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> who would you take? seahawks or bills
[00:16] <Thyrm> im not taking any otherodds on the chargers
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> even 2 to 1? ok
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> crazy but OK
[00:16] <Thyrm> nope
[00:16] <Thyrm> bet is done
[00:16] <Spleen_laptop> soijcoismsiomse
[00:17] <Grimster> haha Thrym
[00:17] <Spleen_laptop> WE ARENT MODIFYING THE BET
[00:17] <Spleen_laptop> just when my head was feeling better
[00:17] <Grimster> I’m pretty sure Grog has boned chicks at least as hot as Simpson
[00:17] <Thyrm> yeah you are
[00:17] <Grimster> sad as that is
[00:17] <Thyrm> you’re taking the chargers
[00:17] <Spleen_laptop> immy, fackler, someone help
[00:17] <rFACKler> it’s a completely separate bet, with the same (other than the 2:1 part) terms
[00:17] <Thyrm> thats all i need to hear
[00:17] <Spleen_laptop> if you and grogan make a bet about cowboys/chargers how does that in any way affect the bet you and immy made
[00:17] <rFACKler> what about that is so difficult for your redneck brain to understand?
[00:17] <Thyrm> not happening
[00:18] <Thyrm> redneck my balls k
[00:18] <Thyrm> bills / seahawks
[00:18] <Thyrm> take it or leave it
[00:18] <Spleen_laptop> ill take seahawks
[00:18] <Myrdyn98> browns/bills
[00:19] <Spleen_laptop> dont fucking confuse things
[00:19] <Spleen_laptop> sodcjsdcsdicj
[00:19] <rFACKler> the browns still exist?
[00:19] <Spleen_laptop> they are called the presidents, now
[00:19] <rFACKler> sharp
[00:19] <Thyrm> wait
[00:19] <Thyrm> you’ll take seahawks?
[00:20] <Thyrm> same wager?
[00:20] <Spleen_laptop> id do a seahawks/bills bet with grogan. hopefully not for 100 because neither team is seeing the playoffs
[00:20] <Thyrm> no
[00:20] <Thyrm> you’re betting ME
[00:20] <Spleen_laptop> uhh
[00:20] <rFACKler> what the fuck
[00:20] <rFACKler> what the fuck
[00:20] <rFACKler> what the fuck
[00:20] <Spleen_laptop> you wont let grogan bet on the chargers cause it isnt "his team" but you can take bets for the bills
[00:20] <Spleen_laptop> oh my fucking god my brain
[00:21] <Grimster> unreal
[00:21] <Thyrm> im superstitious
[00:21] <Thyrm> but im betting against the hawks
[00:21] <Thyrm> IF i take your bet
[00:21] <Thyrm> assuming you put it out there
[00:22] <Thyrm> grogan is bullshit, he wants to throw some money around, but he has no confidence in his own team
[00:23] <Thyrm> i’ll bet some serious money
[00:23] <Spleen_laptop> but you have confidence in his team?
[00:23] <Thyrm> i’ll go 500
[00:23] <Thyrm> come at me with some reasonable terms
[00:23] <Spleen_laptop> neither the seahawks or bills are seeing the playoffs
[00:23] <Thyrm> it’s gotta be a separate wager
[00:24] <Spleen_laptop> why are you so worried about that! every wager is a seperate wager!
[00:24] <Thyrm> it has to involve the cowboys
[00:24] <Thyrm> otherwise no point
[00:24] <Spleen_laptop> cmsoiecsicse
[00:24] <Thyrm> and it cant be the chargers
[00:24] <Spleen_laptop> how does a seahawks/bills bet involve the cowboys someone come fucking kill me right now
[00:25] <Thyrm> ?
[00:25] <rFACKler> he’s saying, with his extremely limited mastery of english, that he will bet cowboys vs hawks or cowboys vs bills with you or grogan
[00:25] <Thyrm> my point, it doesnt
[00:25] <rFACKler> but not cowbows vs chargers again
[00:25] <Spleen_laptop> how did you discern that
[00:25] <Spleen_laptop> fackler is officially thyrms agent
[00:25] <Thyrm> you cant take immys bet and expand on it
[00:25] <rFACKler> he clearly doesn’t want all his eggs in one basket, because he knows he already lost the charger bet
[00:25] <Myrdyn98> cowboys vs jessica simpson?
[00:25] <Thyrm> immy’s shit is immy’s shit
[00:25] <Grimster> he has a better secret decoder ring?
[00:25] <Spleen_laptop> no one is expanding immys bet
[00:26] <Thyrm> we done did that
[00:26] <Spleen_laptop> it is not possible
[00:26] <Thyrm> come at me with another wager
[00:26] <Thyrm> thats exactly what youre doing
[00:26] <Thyrm> else, you’d shut the fuckl up
[00:28] <Grimster> so if you make any other chargers/cowboys bets it’s "expanding" on immy’s bet?
[00:29] <Thyrm> make a separate bit grimmy
[00:29] <Grimster> I don’t give 2 shits about NFL
[00:29] <Grimster> my only desire
[00:30] <Grimster> is that you, dusk and grogan cry when your teams suck ass
[00:30] <Thyrm> otherwise if you hinge on the rather broad terms of the bet i made w/ immy yes
[00:30] <Thyrm> you’re just riding his nuts
[00:30] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm if you are a real cowboys fan then you understand the dallas/houston rivalry
[00:30] <Thyrm> houston?
[00:31] <Spleen_laptop> texans
[00:31] <Thyrm> houston is a bigger joke to the state of texas
[00:31] <Grimster> nah I’m pretty sure the chargers will suck ass, ditto the seahawks but I don’t have any real hope of a drunken rant from spleen or immy when it happens
[00:31] <Spleen_laptop> ok hows this for a bet
[00:31] <Grimster> but you grog and alex will cry like heartbroke little girls at your teams
[00:31] <Spleen_laptop> seattle scores more points this year vs houston texans than dallas cowboys do?
[00:31] <Thyrm> bunch of no good niggers and your team is shiy
[00:31] <Thyrm> shitt
[00:31] <Thyrm> the texans really are a blight to Texas
[00:32] <Grimster> man I hope you’re drunk
[00:32] <Thyrm> i am
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> 500 bucks thyrm
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> seattle scores more points this year vs houston texans than dallas cowboys do?
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> 500 bucks thyrm
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> seattle scores more points this year vs houston texans than dallas cowboys do?
[00:32] <Thyrm> but hat doesnt change the facts
[00:32] <Grimster> that excuses at least SOME of your shamefulness
[00:32] <Thyrm> but hat doesnt change the facts
[00:32] <Thyrm> but hat doesnt change the facts
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> you asked me for a bet, there it is
[00:32] <Thyrm> what in the fuck?
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> 100 bucks if you are sweating the big dollars
[00:32] <Spleen_laptop> but ill go as high as 500
[00:32] <Thyrm> do the seahawks even play the texans this year?
[00:33] <Spleen_laptop> yeah we do this year
[00:33] <Spleen_laptop> we usually dont
[00:33] <Thyrm> thats about the dumbest shit i ever heard
[00:33] <Spleen_laptop> im a houston fan
[00:33] <Thyrm> no you arent
[00:33] <Spleen_laptop> they are my #2 team
[00:33] <Myrdyn98> romo’s tears vs jessica simpsons cheeseburgers
[00:33] <Spleen_laptop> sure, a texas team that isnt the cowboys? solid gold
[00:33] <Grimster> spleen
[00:33] <Spleen_laptop> seattle scores more points this year vs houston texans than dallas cowboys do. $100 yes or no thyrm?
[00:34] <Grimster> the only nfl team I ever saw play live was the Texans vs (forget who)
[00:34] <Grimster> at Reliant from a skybox
[00:34] <Spleen_laptop> seattle scores more points this year vs houston texans than dallas cowboys do. $100 yes or no thyrm?
[00:34] <Spleen_laptop> quick , im about to leave
[00:34] <Thyrm> jessica packed on some beef but she lost it, shes fucking hot i dont care what you bitches say
[00:35] <Spleen_laptop> dont start talking all brash once im gone
[00:35] <Grimster> http://www.grimster.org/oldpics/EV1/P1010076.JPG
[00:35] <Thyrm> no, i cant take that bet, gotta look at the schedule
[00:35] <Myrdyn98> now her hotness comes with stretch marks
[00:35] <Spleen_laptop> you play them once , we pay them once
[00:35] <Spleen_laptop> its a fair bet
[00:35] <Spleen_laptop> yes or no, quick
[00:35] <Spleen_laptop> we play them AT houston even
[00:40] <Spleen_laptop> Wash. state Ryan Leaf case dismissedWash. state Ryan Leaf case dismissed
[00:40] <Spleen_laptop> oops
[00:40] <Thyrm> not making that bet
[00:40] <Spleen_laptop> pussy
[00:41] <Thyrm> got 100 on the boys vs immy
[00:41] <Thyrm> not realluyy reasonable
[00:41] <Spleen_laptop> 50 then
[00:41] <Spleen_laptop> with me about dallas/seattle vs the texans
[00:41] <Thyrm> ?
[00:41] <Spleen_laptop> it will prove seattle has a better office
[00:41] <Spleen_laptop> we got houshmanterrorist
[00:42] <Thyrm> hawks vs cowboys?
[00:42] <Thyrm> you wanna bet on that?
[00:42] <Spleen_laptop> seattle scores more points this year vs houston texans than dallas cowboys do. $50 yes or no thyrm?
[00:42] <Immy> why
[00:42] <Immy> didn’t anyone warn me
[00:42] <Immy> about the backlog
[00:42] <Spleen_laptop> hahahaha
[00:42] <Thyrm> no
[00:43] <Thyrm> spleen
[00:43] <Spleen_laptop> seattle doesnt play dallas this year
[00:43] <Thyrm> why do you do this
[00:43] <Spleen_laptop> thats why we have to have a good intermediary we can beat up on
[00:43] <Thyrm> hawks and boys, nfc
[00:43] <Thyrm> only one goes to the championship game
[00:43] <Spleen_laptop> only zero
[00:44] <Spleen_laptop> will you bet me straight up that cowboys dont get to the super bowl?
[00:44] <Immy> man
[00:44] <Immy> the rest of the world needs to see this
[00:45] <Thyrm> get Grogan back here, i like to argue with guys that fuck supermodels
[00:45] <Thyrm> i cant fuck with the rest of you niggers
[00:45] <Thyrm> yer gods and all
[00:45] * Grimster points at Immy
[00:45] <Spleen_laptop> oh dont sweat the grogan thing
[00:45] <Spleen_laptop> immy and I also fuck women way out of your league
[00:45] <Spleen_laptop> you came to the right place
[00:45] <Immy> <@Spleen_laptop> you are a club footed street urchins son
[00:45] <Immy> fuck
[00:45] <Immy> I am dying
[00:45] <Grimster> I bet you $xxxxxxxx his wife’s hotter than yours
[00:46] <Thyrm> i bet you $xxxxxxx he’s not or has ever been married
[00:46] <Grimster> …
[00:46] <Grimster> my brain is cramping
[00:47] <Immy> what the fuck
[00:47] <Grimster> spleen you got me into this, I blame you
[00:47] <Grimster> Thyrm
[00:47] <Grimster> not only IS he married
[00:47] <Grimster> she’s hot, makes bank and supports his worthless ass
[00:47] <Grimster> he hasn’t had a real job now for
[00:47] <Grimster> for-ever
[00:48] <Grimster> trust me, no one is more upset about this than I am but goddamn how can you not know this?
[00:49] <Thyrm> fine, hes fucking naomi campbell on a good day
[00:49] <Thyrm> doesnt change the fact
[00:51] <Immy> http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v339/245/64/695031947/n695031947_1283013_9424.jpg
[00:51] <Grimster> haha wedding photo
[00:51] <Spleen_laptop> photobomber there
[00:51] <Spleen_laptop> mario
[00:51] <Immy> hahahah yes
[00:51] <Grimster> kinda reminds me of morgan freeman somehow
[00:51] <Immy> kaitlyn HATES that picture because of that guy
[00:51] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm i bet atlanta puts up more points on dallas than they do against seattle
[00:52] <Grimster> wish I had a scan of my wedding pic
[00:52] <Grimster> I had a BITCHING mullet
[00:52] <Grimster> seriously, EPIC
[00:52] <Spleen_laptop> i need to show my wedding pics
[00:52] <Spleen_laptop> oh nevermind im not a MORON
[00:52] <Immy> please, you’re telling me you wouldn’t trap someone like kaitlyn for life
[00:53] <Spleen_laptop> blls paid might put it over the edge
[00:53] <Spleen_laptop> if that keeps up long enough
[00:53] <Immy> man I love how thyrm realises what a horrible bet he made with me
[00:53] <Spleen_laptop> fuck, id date grimster if i thought he would shower me with cash
[00:53] <Immy> so he won’t accept everyone else trying to pile on
[00:53] <Spleen_laptop> you mean he wont accept other people trying to modify your bet without permission
[00:54] <Immy> charger bet copyright 2009 kevin flynn all rights reserved
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[00:54] <Spleen_laptop> becauase lord knows
[00:55] <Spleen_laptop> if erem and i made a chargers bet
[00:55] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm would be grumpy that we modified his bet
[00:55] <Immy> hmm
[00:55] <Immy> do you HAVE to pick the hawks?
[00:55] <Immy> or is it just not chargers?
[00:55] <Ezrem> wow this irc app is awful
[00:55] <Spleen_laptop> well its a compliciated rule
[00:55] <Spleen_laptop> I have to pick the hawks because they are my team
[00:56] <Spleen_laptop> thyrm does not and can bet for anyones team
[00:56] <Immy> mmhmm
[00:56] <Ezrem> it’s just not chargers it seems to me
[00:56] <Spleen_laptop> but wonr
[00:56] <Immy> so since ezrem is a free nfl agent
[00:56] <Immy> could you give him $100 to place a proxy bet
[00:56] <Immy> on, say, the redskins?
[00:56] <Immy> which thyrm would be HONOR BOUND to accept
[00:56] <Immy> due to the skins/cowboys hatred?
[00:56] <Spleen_laptop> same bet skins/cowboys or what?
[00:56] <Immy> mmhm
[00:56] <Spleen_laptop> boys/phhilly would be fun
[00:56] <Immy> either or
[00:57] <Spleen_laptop> ezrem run these by your braindead laboratory ape and see if he is interested
[00:57] <Immy> would be like me refusing a chargers/broncos bet
[00:57] <Grimster> speaking of wives
[00:57] <Immy> it’s just not acceptable under mancode
[00:57] <Grimster> the funniest shit at the pool today, I picked faith up over my head and chunked her in the pool and my bro in law tried that with my sister, she smacks him upside the head "PUT ME DOWN"
[00:57] <Ezrem> I have a team, Vikings
[00:58] <Grimster> "I don’t want everyone seeing my ass up in the air like that" I was like "goddamn dude she has your ass WHIPPED"
[00:58] <Spleen_laptop> keep an eye on farve if they get him you can start making bets
[00:58] <Ezrem> don’t want to bet with the farve shit still up in the air though
[00:58] <Immy> shut up ezrem
[00:58] <Immy> christ
[00:58] <Immy> fine, grogan
[00:58] <Immy> er
[00:58] <Immy> grimmy
[00:58] <Ezrem> if they get him I’d still be iffy
[00:58] <Immy> total nfl free agent
[00:58] <Immy> vikings suck
[00:59] <Ezrem> I mean he’s what, 55?
[00:59] <Immy> but skins/cowboys or philly/cowboys are fantastic bets
[00:59] <Immy> favre is legally dead in 34 states
[00:59] <Grimster> yes my total lack of love for any nfl team is well known
[00:59] <Immy> chargers/cowboys is a goddamn slam dunk
[00:59] <Grimster> as long as arex, grog, or thyrm aren’t pulling for them
[00:59] <Immy> even if you hate the chargers
[00:59] <Spleen_laptop> id take a small bills/seahawks bet with gro
[00:59] <Grimster> I’m cool with the team
[00:59] <Immy> afc west vs nfc east
[00:59] <Spleen_laptop> have to kinda small since neither of us has any confidence in our teams
[01:00] <Grimster> wait
[01:00] <Grimster> I hate the Bengals
[01:00] <Immy> are they still a team?
[01:00] <Grimster> cause I lost $10 on them with my dad like 20 years ago during a superbowl
[01:00] <Ezrem> who doesn’t
[01:00] <Grimster> honestly immy
[01:00] <Grimster> I don’t know
[01:00] <Grimster> are they?
[01:00] <Ezrem> they’re like browns and lions, worthless
[01:01] <Immy> what city? cincinatti?
[01:01] <Immy> is that even a city still?
[01:01] <Ezrem> haha
[01:01] <Grimster> I should become a die hard bengals fan
[01:01] <Grimster> just for the hell of it
[01:01] <Ezrem> lions
[01:02] <Ezrem> they have nowhere to go but up!
[01:02] <Immy> man can you imagine that
[01:02] <Immy> you are a star college athlete
[01:02] <Immy> oh hey you just got drafted
[01:02] <Immy> to fucking cincinatti
[01:02] <Ezrem> ha
[01:02] <Ezrem> think Detroit would actually be worse
[01:03] <Immy> yeah
[01:03] <Grimster> agreed but not much worse
[01:03] <Ezrem> I don’t see cleveland being any better either
[01:03] <Immy> man my stomach is killing me
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[01:04] <Immy> I always think man, there’s NO WAY thyrm can weasel out of this one
[01:05] <Spleen_laptop> how do we not have two people in here who rep teams in the same fucking division
[01:05] <Immy> and the problem is I always think of rational ways that could be used to weasel out
[01:05] <Immy> and his ways he gets from bizzaro land before time
[01:05] <Spleen_laptop> yeah so crazy its almsot creative
[01:06] <Spleen_laptop> like some rare skill he learned from living next to a sewage plant and arguing with raccoons all night
[01:06] <Ezrem> mutation caused by high voltage power lines
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[01:07] <Immy> like to any human being, whether it be us in IRC or a cambodian war refugee with 1 leg and 2 penises, it makes perfect sense to extend a bet to other parties
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[01:08] <Groman> <@Spleen_laptop> id do a seahawks/bills bet with grogan. hopefully not for 100 because neither team is seeing the playoffs
[01:08] <Groman> we were, while drunk contemplating betting useless toes or tattoos
[01:08] <Groman> thyrm link your mongoloid fat wife
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[01:09] <Spleen_laptop> id almost bet a toe on wakefield hall of fame
[01:09] <Spleen_laptop> if i knew he wasnt going to throw for 15 more years
[01:09] <Groman> that’s risky i like a full on yakuza tattoo on the bottom of our feet
[01:09] <Groman> that’s so absurd and it would be so fucking painful
[01:09] <Spleen_laptop> ththe problem with seattle/bills bet is seattle is a shitty team in an easy division and bills are an ok team in a horrid division
[01:10] <Groman> we aren’t winning that division for 5 years
[01:10] <Groman> minimum
[01:10] <Groman> fucking sucks
[01:10] <Groman> last year was our chance, since we got way out fast out of the gate
[01:10] <Immy> the fuck two nights ago you were talking about how great they were going to do
[01:10] <Groman> they are going to win the superbowl immortal
[01:11] <Groman> like they’re going to every year, before the season starts.
[01:11] <Grimster> I think T passed out
[01:11] <Grimster> or he’s ignoring you  grog
[01:11] <Groman> i dont understand his logic, but im guessing it’s just some fucking troll.
[01:11] <Groman> he can’t be that fucking dumb
[01:11] <Groman> i scrolled up and read
[01:11] <Spleen_laptop> no he hides like a winter snowbeaver whenever someone is around that might bet him
[01:11] <Grimster> you’d think so
[01:12] <Grimster> but no he’s pretty stupid when it comes to this football shit
[01:12] <Groman> but he didnt even understand two to one odds
[01:12] <Immy> it took an amazing tag team effort by spleen and I to nail down the charger bet
[01:13] <Spleen_laptop> herculean
[01:13] <Immy> he tried every trick at his disposal
[01:13] <Immy> but it was such a fucking easy bet after he insulted the team
[01:13] <Immy> even he had no choice
[01:13] <Immy> but lordy he tried
[01:13] <Groman> gambling with money is serious business, i wouldn’t bet on the bills.
[01:13] <Groman> horses maybe
[01:14] <Immy> telling you, skins/cowboys
[01:14] <Immy> great bet
[01:14] <Groman> what do you mean
[01:14] <Immy> he only said you can’t bet the chargers
[01:14] <Groman> ill take the colts
[01:15] <Immy> skins/cowboys are a heated rivalry
[01:15] <Immy> manlaw requires he accept rival bets
[01:15] <Groman> they hate the eagles more
[01:15] <Immy> yeah but everyone knows the eagles will crush them
[01:15] <Immy> skins is a bit more equal
[01:16] <Groman> http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b152/95w_bTEG/1188862376173.jpg
[01:17] <Immy> spleen we do have a divisonal irc rivalry
[01:17] <Immy> you and sb
[01:17] <Spleen_laptop> kinda
[01:17] <Spleen_laptop> i wishwe had a cards fan
[01:17] <Immy> grogan and alex
[01:18] <Groman> white sox red sox or patriots?
[01:18] <Groman> fucking patriot fans are the worst
[01:18] <Immy> pats
[01:18] <Immy> alex is the worst fan ever
[01:18] <Groman> if my family wasn’t raiders fans i’d say raiders fans are worse
[01:19] <Immy> at least he pays his bets
[01:19] <Groman> every raiders fans are mexican now
[01:20] <Immy> http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/07/take_two_3.php
[01:20] <Immy> Palin’s attorney, Thomas Van Flein, has also sent out a letter rejecting claims that Palin’s resignation is tied to investigations of the Wasilla Sports Complex, during Palin’s tenure as mayor, or their house on Lake Lucille. In the letter Van Flein also threatens defamation suits against Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, Huffpo, Washington Post, the NY Times and MSNBC for discussing these claims.
[01:22] <Grimster> he was OK till the washington post
[01:22] <Spleen_laptop> http://torgo.spleens.net/patriots_craigslist.jpg
[01:22] <Immy> she’s so busted
[01:22] <Immy> god I hate eli manning
[01:22] <Immy> but that rally was insane
[01:23] <Immy> makes me smile just thinking about it
[01:23] <Immy> I was so fucking excited just thinking about comign into IRC
[01:23] <Spleen_laptop> my night is ruined
[01:23] <Spleen_laptop> i am physically drained from earlier
[01:23] <Spleen_laptop> head and stomach still hurt
[01:23] <Immy> and spleen
[01:24] <Immy> I was thinking earlier he’s for sure going to say he was drunk
[01:24] <Immy> and doesn’t remember making a bet
[01:24] <Spleen_laptop> so great we got a bet out of it though
[01:24] <Immy> maybe we edited those logs
[01:25] <Spleen_laptop> it was painful but all season long we will be proud of our sacrifice
[01:26] <Immy> wish more could have gotten in
[01:26] <Immy> grogan’s 2:1 was a heroic effort
[01:36] <Nija> fireworks scare the shit out of my dog
[01:38] <Immy> a few people at the show were amazed the pug was just sitting there watching
[01:45] <Spleen_laptop> the beags dont mind but reety hates them
[01:47] <Immy> what a night
[01:47] <Immy> I’m exhausted
[03:16] <Nija> http://manictime.com/
[03:16] <Nija> i’d hate to see my resulst
[03:16] <Ely> Fireworks from treasure island was a bad idea
[03:16] <Nija> hahaha
[03:16] <Nija> leaving treasure island takes like 3 hrs
[03:16] <Ely> wind always blows that way so after the first few minutes it was just flashes of light un a plume of smoke
[03:17] <Ely> and yeah holy shit
[03:17] <Ely> ive been there plenty, a friend lives there
[03:17] <Myrdyn98> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bae_1240419913
[03:17] <Ely> but ive never seen traffic like that to get there and back
[03:17] <Ely> even new years was fine
[03:21] <Nija> http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1281/877468401_221c98d1ac.jpg
[03:22] <Nija> http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/854/12270.JPG
[03:27] <Nija> http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/Kiwisdofly/lady.jpg?t=1246778820
[03:31] <Nija> Spleen
[03:31] <Spleen_laptop> sup G
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[04:36] <Delusion> <Thyrm> i bet you $xxxxxxx he’s not or has ever been married
[04:36] <Delusion> <Thyrm> i bet you $xxxxxxx-4 he’s not or has ever been married
[04:36] <Delusion> fixed.
[04:37] <Spleen_laptop> haha
[04:37] <Delusion> Just for you, buddy.
[04:43] <Spleen_laptop> did you read enough backscroll to get hoarse?
[04:48] <Delusion> Nope, just caught a few lines and saw that gem.
[04:48] <Delusion> Did I miss something better?
[04:49] <Spleen_laptop> you missed some of the most epic bullshittery in thyrm history
[04:50] <Spleen_laptop> <Immy> I could point Romo out
[04:50] <Spleen_laptop> <Immy> the skinny fag crying in the corner
[04:50] <Spleen_laptop> search for that it starts about there
[05:00] <Delusion> holy fuck
[05:00] <Delusion> My god it’s hard to believe what I see there.
[05:00] <Delusion> Thank you for not letting me overlook that.
[05:00] <Delusion> Spleen> bet?
[05:00] <Delusion> immy> yes, accept
[05:00] <Delusion> thyrm> immy is too much of a pussy to accept
[05:01] <Delusion> immy> accept
[05:01] <Delusion> x 10
[05:01] <Delusion> fucking tears
[05:01] <Spleen_laptop> hahaha
[05:01] <Spleen_laptop> it stops and starts a few times
[05:01] <Delusion> Fuck it’s a rollercoaster thrill ride of Thyrmhedging.
[05:01] <Delusion> I will cry if he wins this bet.
[05:01] <Delusion> The NFL is still football, right?
[05:02] <Delusion> thyrm> I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED, PUSSY
[05:04] <Spleen_laptop> cowboys have a chance
[05:05] <Spleen_laptop> if he wins. the universe is fucked
[05:08] <Spleen_laptop> i feel like this dbaggery needs to be saved for posterity
[09:45] <Spleen_laptop> just like ESPN are big fags for the yankees these wimbledon fags HATE andy roddick (the american)
[10:08] <Spleen_laptop> http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=brooklyn+decker&gbv=2&aq=5&oq=
[10:08] <Spleen_laptop> fuck, hes  banging that
[10:37] <Groman> seriously why didnt he bet me
[10:37] <Spleen_laptop> i guess he knows cowboys arent in the playoffs
[10:37] <Spleen_laptop> that or he doesnt have 100 bucks
[10:37] <Groman> yer godz